Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
It is good to shut one’s eyes and ruminate upon a past. The old days are
ever golden, and for those of Dodge this should be their portrait. What
might the heart of the stranger desire that they do not offer him? If he
be a-weary, there is the Wright House whereat he may repose himself.
Does he crave relaxation, there is Mr. Peacock’s Dance Hall, called
sometimes the Bird Cage, where to the lively observations of the fiddle
he shall loosen the boards of the floor until refreshed. At all hours of
the night the master of ceremonies is to be heard above the subdued
muttering of exuberant feet:
“Ally man left—all sasshay! Balance to yer podners—all hands ’round!
Grand right an’ left—dozy do! Chaat ’n’ swing—right arm to yer podner!
All prom’nade to the bar!”
If mere trade be the stranger’s purpose, where is that emporium superior
to Mr. Wright’s? Should the appetite of speculation seize him, is there
not the Alamo, the Alhambra and the Long Branch? From those latter
clapboard palaces of chance, where Fortune holds unflagging court, comes
the inviting soft flutter of chips, punctuated by such terse
announcements from roulette wheel and faro table as “All’s set an’ th’
ball’s rollin’!” or “Ace lose, trey win!” Now and again a hush descends
while through the blue tobacco smoke two sisters of charity—looking with
their white faces and black hoods like pale pictures set in jet—make the
silent round of the games, seeking aid for their hospital in Santa Fé.
Each courtier of Fortune cashes a handful of chips, and passes the
proceeds to them over his shoulder; knowing that should sickness lay
skeleton hand upon him he will be welcome at their merciful gates.
If the stranger be not only strange but tender—having just made his
appearance, possibly, on some belated “buckboard” from the South, where
he has been touring the Panhandle or ransacking the ranges with thoughts
of buying a ranch—the all-night whirl of Dodge excites his wonder. In
such round-eyed case, he sets forth at four o’clock in the morning his
amazement to Mr. Short.
“Aren’t you open rather late?” mildly observes the tender stranger.
“It is rather late,” responds Mr. Short, with an eye of tolerant
cynicism, “it is rather late for night before last, but it’s jest th’
shank of th’ evenin’ for to-night.”
The tender stranger makes no response, for his faculties have become
engaged upon an ebullient cowboy who, with unsteady step, swings in
through the Long Branch’s open door, spurs a-jingle, wide hat set at an
arrogant slant.
“I’m Palo Duro Pete,” the invader remarks. “Which blood’s my colour,
gents, an’ I kin whip my weight in wolves!”
The strain on the tender stranger’s nerves is redeemed by Mr. Short, who
languidly fells Palo Duro Pete with his six-shooter. The strain gains
additional relief when Palo Duro picks himself up with a gratified air,
and says:
“Gents, this is shorely the sociablest crowd I’ve crossed up with as
yet. Let’s libate!”
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