Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
“An’ in partic’lar,” Cimarron had observed, when once he mooted the
subject with Mr. Short as part of a review they were then and there
making of the conjugal experiences of Mr. McBride and Bridget, “an’ in
partic’lar I contends that if the world must have sech things as
matrimony, then no gent should be pinned down to jest one wife. An’ for
this reason,” he continued, waving an impressive paw: “It ain’t good
sense. Is it good farobank sense to put your whole bundle on one kyard?
No. Then it ain’t good weddin’ sense for to resk your whole heart on one
lady. She may fall to lose, an’ then where be you at? It’s my idee that
if a party must go ag’inst this weddin’ game, he’ll be safer if he
spreads his bets.”
Holding fast to these beliefs, Cimarron Bill rode forth full of an
unconscious willingness to play the marplot. He would deliver the
message of Mr. Masterson; but he would deliver it in such fashion that,
when the worst occurred, as it hereafter—according to his thinking—must
most certainly occur, he, Cimarron, could felicitate himself with the
reflection that he had in no sort contributed towards bringing that
worst about. He would bear the message of Mr. Masterson; he would also
proffer warnings all his own. Should the locoed Rattlesnake then persist
in riding open-eyed to Dodge and to destruction—why, his blood be on his
head!
It was in this frame that Cimarron Bill sat down to flap-jacks with
Rattlesnake Sanders that night at the latter’s camp on the White Woman.
And this was the conversation that passed between the pair:
“I’ve been sent over to rope you up, Rattlesnake,” quoth Cimarron.
“Calamity says you’re to wash off your warpaint an’ report at the
agency.”
“Does she still adhere to them demands about bustin’ my laig?” asked
Rattlesnake. “Not that it much matters,” he added hastily, for the
doughty resolve to see no more of Miss Barndollar, expressed to Mr.
Masterson, had long since oozed away, “not that it matters. The
round-ups are eight weeks away, an’ I’d easy be able to ride by then.”
After this exchange the two munched wordless flapjacks, diversified by
mouthfuls of salt pork. Rattlesnake Sanders broke the silence.
“Then I takes it we starts back by sun-up.”
“Rattlesnake,” observed Cimarron Bill, with a pompous solemnity that was
not wanting in effect upon his auditor, “you’ve come to a bad, boggy,
quicksand crossin’. My advice is not to jump your pony off the bank, but
ride in slow.”
“As how?” asked Rattlesnake Sanders, somewhat mystified.
“You think I’m honest, don’t you?” demanded Cimarron.
“Shore, I think you’re honest,” returned Rattlesnake Sanders. Then,
cautiously: “But still I allers sort o’ allowed you had you’re honesty
onder control.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account