Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
“That’ll be all right,” returned Cimarron, confidently; “I’ll explain
that it’s an antelope. All pictures has to be explained.”
When Cimarron Bill laid before Miss Barndollar the message embodied in
that “Injun letter,” she was so swept away by woe that even the hardened
messenger was shocked. More and worse: Miss Barndollar, with a lack of
logic for which her sex has celebration, laid these new troubles, as she
had the old, at the door of Mr. Masterson.
“You druv him from me!” cried Miss Barndollar, as she reproached Mr.
Masterson with her loss. “In your heartlessness you druv him from me!
An’ now, although Sheriff of this yere county, you fails to restore him
to my heart.” Throughout that day and the next Miss Barndollar made it a
practice to burst into tears at sight of Mr. Masterson. “Which I wants
my Rattlesnake,” she wailed.
Mr. Masterson was turning desperate. This mood found display in an
exclamation that was wrung from him while refreshing his weary soul in
the Long Branch.
“There’s no use talking, Luke,” observed Mr. Masterson, turning in his
despair to Mr. Short, “Dodge can’t stand this! Calamity must and shall
be married! If Rattlesnake won’t have her, some other man must.”
In making this last remark Mr. Masterson let his glance fall by chance
on Cimarron Bill. That determined person was startled to the core.
“You needn’t look at me!” he roared. “Which I gives notice I’ll never be
married alive!”
“No one’s thinking of you, Cimarron.” retorted Mr. Masterson, and the
suspicious one breathed more evenly.
Mr. Masterson and Mr. Short consulted in low tones across the counter.
At last Mr. Short straightened up as one who is clear, and said:
“Calamity in effect offers herse’f to this Rattlesnake person, an’ he
equiv’cates. Thar’s two things in this republic which no white man has a
license to decline; one’s the presidency, an’ t’other’s a lady. This
Rattlesnake has no rights left.”
“But,” said Mr. Masterson, hesitating over the point, “I don’t quite see
my way clear—as Sheriff.”
“Speakin’ technicle, you’re c’rrect,” observed Mr. Short. “An’ it’s thar
where you makes the shift. Nail him for shootin’ up Kell that time.
You-all knows me, Bat,” continued Mr. Short. “I’m a mighty conserv’tive
man, speshully about other folks’ love affairs. An’ yet I gives it as my
jedgment that steps should be took.”
Mr. Masterson, bidding Cimarron Bill follow with a buckboard, started
for the White Woman.
It was in the afternoon of the next day, and Rattlesnake Sanders was
seated by his fire, wrapped in gloomy thought.
“Hands up!” was his earliest notice of the threatening nearness of Mr.
Masterson who, dismounting two hundred yards away and beyond a swell,
had crept cat-foot upon the camp. “Hands up! You’re wanted for creasing
Kelly!”
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