Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
“If Kell’s whiskey had been really bad,” said Mr. Masterson, “I would
have been the last to interfere with the resentment of a gentleman who
had suffered from it. But I was familiar with the brand, and knew,
therefore, how that cowboy unlimbered in merest wantonness. Under such
conditions, I could not, and do my duty, permit him to go unrebuked.”
Half a block further, and Mr. Masterson stood in front of the First
National Bank. Mr. Masterson recalled this arena of finance as the place
wherein he borrowed the shotgun with which he cooled the ardour of Mr.
Bowman when that warrior made the long journey from Trinidad with the
gallant purpose, announced widely in advance, of shooting up the town.
Looking into the double muzzle of the 10-gauge, the doughty one from
Trinidad saw that which changed his plans. Turning his hardware over to
Mr. Masterson, he took a drink in amity with that hard-working officer,
and then embarked upon a festival, conducted with a scrupulous regard
for the general peace, which lasted four full days.
Across from the bank was the warehouse, the wooden walls of which
displayed the furrows ploughed by Mr. Masterson’s bullets on the day
when he fought the three gentleman from Missouri. They were
weather-stained, those furrows, with the rains that had intervened. Mr.
Masterson being a sentimentalist sighed over his trademarks, and thought
of those pleasant times when they were fresh. Fifty yards beyond stood
the little hotel where the dead were carried. It was a good hotel, and
in that hour celebrated for its bar; remembering which, Mr. Masterson
repaired thither in the name of thirst.
Mr. Masterson was leaning on the counter, and telling the proprietor
that the lustre of his whiskey had been in no sort dimmed, when the
word—just then delivered by the wires—reached him of that proposed
invasion in the cause of prohibition. It was Mr. Wright who bore the
tidings, and the face of that merchant prince showed grave.
“Well,” said Mr. Masterson, in tones of relief, “you see, Bob, that I
was right when I resigned. I’d be in a box now if I were Sheriff.”
“What is your idea of a course?” asked Mr. Wright. “It stands to reason
that the camp can’t go dry; at the same time I wouldn’t want to see it
meander into trouble.”
It was thought wise by Mr. Wright, after exhaustively conferring with
Mr. Masterson, to call a meeting of the male inhabitants of Dodge. There
might be discovered in a multitude of counsel some pathway that would
lead them out of this law-trap, while permitting them to drink.
Mr. Wright presided at the meeting, which was large. There were
speeches, some for peace and some for war, but none which opened any
gate. Dodge was where it started, hostile, but undecided. Somebody
called on Mr. Masterson; what would he suggest? Mr. Masterson, being no
orator and fluent only with a gun, tried to escape. However, over-urged
by Mr. Wright, he spake as follows:
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