Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
“Mr. Wright,” remarked Mr. Masterson, “will shortly appear with our
visitors. During the exercises, I trust that nothing trenching upon
disturbance will be indulged in. I shall preside; and I need not call
attention to the fact that there are still three cartridges in my gun.
Also, I might add that I don’t always shoot at a party’s moccasins and
miss.”
It was the only thing they could do. With Mr. Masterson and Mr. Wright
to give them courage, and despair to lend them grace, those visiting
ones spake upon whiskey as the Devil’s broth and the hideous evils of
intemperance. All things considered, they made excellent addresses. Not
the best that was in them, perhaps; but what then? Patrick Henry would
have fumbled for a word were he to feel that at any moment an auditor
might step forward and edit a faulty sentence with his Colt’s. It is to
the glory of Dodge, that the orators were broken in upon by nothing more
lethal than applause, while each was made prouder by a whirlwind of
cheers when he closed.
It was evening in the Alhambra. Those prohibition folk were distant by
one hundred safe and healthful miles, and Dodge had returned to the even
tenor of its ways. Suddenly Mr. Wright delivered himself of this
reproof.
“There’s one fault I’ve got to find, Bat; there’s one thing I won’t get
over soon. Why, I ask you, why, when you had him dead to rights, did you
miss that Bear Creek?”
“I know how you feel, Bob,” returned Mr. Masterson in a manner of
self-reproach, “and I despair of framing up an apology that will square
me with Dodge. Why didn’t I down Bear Creek? It will sound
childish”—here Mr. Masterson’s eye took on a twinkle that was sly—“but,
Bob, I’m no longer sheriff; and, between us, I’m afraid I don’t shoot
true in my private capacity.”
CHAPTER XIII
THE RESCUE OF CIMARRON BILL
Opinion has been ever divided as to the true reason of Ogallala’s
objection to Cimarron Bill. Some there were who said it was born of
Ogallala’s jealousy of Dodge, the latter metropolis being as all men
know the home of Cimarron. Others held it to be offspring of the
childish petulance of Ogallala, which resented the unseemly luck of
Cimarron who had played at cards with its citizens. The latter would
appear the better solution; for when the committee, which consisted of
Mr. Jenkins of the Sheaf of Wheat Saloon, Mr. Sopris and Mr. Smart,
notified Cimarron to depart, the ostracism was expressly based upon the
good fortune which throughout four nights of draw-poker had waited upon
the obnoxious one.
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