Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
Mr. Masterson and Cimarron overheard this conversation, and the dialogue
so affected the latter that Mr. Masterson had his work cut out to keep
him in his blankets. As the colloquy ended and the retreating footfalls
told the departure of the committee from Ogallala, Cimarron, sore, sick
and exhausted, turned his face to the wall with a sigh of shame.
“Bat,” he said, pleadingly, “would you mind leavin’ the room a moment
while I blush?” Then he continued while his tears flowed: “We’re a fine
pair of centipedes to lie bunched up in yere while the Red Hog plays our
hands!”
“They were only four-flushing,” said Mr. Masterson, soothingly, by way
of consolation.
In the corral to the rear of the Bank Exchange stood a ramshackle
phaeton, which was one of the sights that North Platte showed to
tourists. This conveyance belonged to the mother-in-law of the Cochino
Colorow. The lady in question, who was of a precise, inveterate temper,
was in the East visiting relatives, and the Cochino Colorow, after
sundry drinks to convey his courage to the needed height, endowed Mr.
Masterson and Cimarron with the phaeton to assist them in a
cross-country break for Dodge. After this generous act the Cochino
Colorow was troubled in spirit.
“I’ll fight Injuns for fun,” explained the Cochino Colorow, defensively
to Mr. Masterson, “but whether you deems me weak or not, I simply
shudders when I think of my said mother-in-law an’ what she’ll say about
that buggy. But what could we-all do? Cimarron has got to _vamos_. Them
Ogallala sharps will most likely be showin’ up to-morry with a warrant
an’ a comp’ny of milishy, an’ that vehicle is the one avenoo of escape.
While her language will be mighty intemperate, still, in the cause of
friendship, a gent must even face his mother-in-law.”
“What do you reckon she’ll do?” asked Mr. Masterson, who was not a
little disturbed by the evident peril of the good Cochino Colorow.
“Mebby Cimarron had better give himself up.”
“No,” replied the desperate one. “It shall never be said that anything,
not even a well-grounded fear of that esteemable lady whom I honours
onder the endearin’ name of mother-in-law, could keep me from rushin’
with her phaeton to the rescue of a friend beset.”
The Cochino Colorow roped and brought up a mud-hued, ewe-necked,
hammer-headed beast of burden, and said its name was Julius Cæsar. This
animal, which had a genius for bolting one moment and backing up the
next, he hooked to the phaeton. Cimarron, whose helplessness was not of
the hands, could hold the reins and guide Julius Cæsar. Mr. Masterson
would ride a pinto pony furnished by the generous partisanship of the
Cochino Colorow. It would take a week to make Dodge, and a week’s
provisions, solid and liquid, were loaded into the phaeton.
The faithful Cochino Colorow rode with them on a favourite sorrel as far
as Antelope Springs. Arriving at that water, he bade the travellers
farewell.
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