Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
“You see the Off Wheeler over yonder?” Mr. Masterson pointed to a
drunken innocent who was sunk in slumber in a far corner of the saloon.
The Off Wheeler having no supper to eat, was taking it out in sleep.
“You go to the edge of the camp,” continued Mr. Masterson. “When you’ve
had time to place yourself, I’ll wake up the Off Wheeler and tell him to
take my watch to the Belle Union. You stand him up and get it. Then I’ll
have him before the alcalde to swear out a warrant. You see, it will be
on the square as far as the Off Wheeler is concerned. At the same time,
because we don’t mean it, it won’t be robbery; you can console yourself
with that. It’ll be a bar to those reward hunters from Tucson, however,
with their infernal requisition papers. They ought to be called
assassination, not requisition, papers, for that is what it would come
to if they took you from here. Now, do as I tell you, Doc; your friends
will understand.”
Mr. Holiday pulled his sombrero over his forehead and went out. Ten
minutes later Mr. Masterson aroused the Off Wheeler by the genial
expedient of holding a glass of whiskey beneath his sleeping nose. The
Off Wheeler, under this treatment, revived, with all his feeble
faculties, and drank the same. Then he turned a vacant look on Mr.
Masterson.
“Take my watch to the Belle Union,” observed Mr. Masterson, giving the
Off Wheeler the timepiece. “Give it to Dick Darnell and tell him to take
care of it. I’m going to play poker to-night, and if I keep it with me
it’ll work its way into a jack-pot and get lost. I go crazy when I’m
playing poker, and will bet the clothes off my back.”
The Off Wheeler was pleased with this speech; the more since it smacked
of a friendly confidence on the part of Mr. Masterson. To be on even
terms with the most eminent personage in camp flattered the Off Wheeler.
He departed on Mr. Masterson’s errand, Mr. Masterson having first
enlivened his heels with a five-dollar bill.
In twenty minutes the Off Wheeler was back in the Four Flush, and as
well as he might for the chattering terrors of his teeth telling Mr.
Masterson how Mr. Holiday had held him up at the street corner with one
hand, and confiscated the watch with the other.
“He didn’t even pull a gun!” wailed the Off Wheeler. “I wouldn’t feel it
so much if he had. But to be stood up, an’ no gun-play, makes it look
like he was tryin’ to insult me.”
“All right,” returned Mr. Masterson, preserving a grave face, “you get a
drink, and then we’ll have out a warrant for that bandit’s arrest. We’ll
show him that he can’t go through the quietest gent in California Gulch
and get away unpunished.”
“You don’t reckon now,” observed the Off Wheeler faintly, “that Mr.
Holiday would turn in an’ blow the top off my head, if I swore ag’inst
him, do you?”
“I’ll attend to that,” said Mr. Masterson; “I’ll see that he doesn’t
harm you.”
Then the Off Wheeler was brave and comforted; for who did not know the
word of Mr. Masterson?
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