Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
The Tomcat cast a careless dollar on the queen, and lost. A second
dollar vanished in pursuit of its predecessor. At that the Tomcat,
holding Mexicans in cheap esteem, lifted up condemnatory voice.
“This is a robbers’ roost!” quoth the depleted Tomcat, “an’ every gent
in it is a hoss-thief!”
Mr. Kelly, proprietor of the Alhambra, was present, dozing in a chair.
The clamorous Tomcat aroused him with his uproar. It struck Mr. Kelly
that the extravagance of the Tomcat’s remark multiplied the insult it
conveyed. Without ado Mr. Kelly arose and exhaustively “buffaloed” that
individual.
When an offender is “buffaloed” he is buffeted, shoved, choked,
manhandled, and chucked into the street. Once on the sidewalk he is
kicked until justice craves no more. In this instance the Tomcat was
excessively “buffaloed,” and at the close of the ceremony crawled to the
cheap hotel wherein he had pitched his camp, there to nurse his bruises
and bind up his wounds.
No, every violator of Western ethics is not “buffaloed.” It is a method
of reproof reserved for folk who are of slight estate. When one is known
for the sandstone sort of his courage and the dignified accuracy of his
gun, he is never “buffaloed.” By his achievements he has raised himself
superior to such reprimand, just as a Sioux warrior may lift himself
above the power of tribal judges to “soldier-kill” him for misdemeanors,
by his prowess in the field. Only humble offenders are “buffaloed.”
Those whose eminence forbids the ordeal may be shot instead. When one is
too great to be “buffaloed” he is free to the gun of any man he injures.
The law has abandoned him and his hand must keep his head. That the
Tomcat was disgracefully “buffaloed” may be accepted as evidence that he
had no respectful standing in Dodge.
As stated, after he had been “buffaloed” the Tomcat withdrew to cure his
aches while Mr. Kelly modified his own fatigues with three fingers of an
Old Jordan which he kept especially for himself. The Tomcat had been so
deeply “buffaloed” that he did not move from his blankets for two days.
Thereby the taking off of Mr. Masterson was deferred. Indeed, the
current of the Tomcat’s blood-desires found itself deflected. When he
again crept forth, his ambition to kill Mr. Masterson had been
supplanted by a vengeful wish to murder Mr. Kelly.
No one should marvel at this. Mr. Masterson, according to the Tomcat,
had injured only the Texas public. Mr. Kelly had come more nearly home
with injuries personal to the limping Tomcat himself. All men prefer a
private to a public interest. It was but nature moving when the wronged
Tomcat, forgetting Mr. Masterson, for whose hair he had come so far, now
gave himself heart and soul to how he might best spill the life of Mr.
Kelly.
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