The Surprising Adventures of Bampfylde Moore Carew, King of the Beggars: Containing his Life, a Dictionary of the Cant Language, and many Entertaining Particulars of that Extraordinary ManUnknown
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The Surprising Adventures of Bampfylde Moore Carew, King of the Beggars: Containing his Life, a Dictionary of the Cant Language, and many Entertaining Particulars of that Extraordinary Man
warm water into his belly, and soon after, to their concern, they saw the
Ruby man-of-war lying in the road, with jack, ensign, and pendant
hoisted.
Now were all the sailors, who had been so jovial before, struck with a
dreadful panic; but our hero, secure of the favour and protection of the
goddess prudence, was quite easy at heart.—Soon they perceived the man of
war’s boat making towards them, upon which Mr. Carew grew sicker and
sicker: the captain ordered the ropes to be flung out for a man-of-war’s
boat, and the stanchions and red ropes to be got ready for the
lieutenant, as though they had been to receive some good visitor on
board; such are the polished arts of the world; for we think we may
venture to say, that both the captain and the crew, at the time they were
making these preparations to receive the lieutenant, had rather have seen
him gone to the bottom of the sea, than come on board their vessel. At
length the man-of-war’s boat came along side of the ship, when Mr. Carew
went down into the steerage with his belly full of hot water, and the
lieutenant came on board. Sir, you are welcome on board, says the
captain; or, rather, that little part of the captain called the tongue;
for the heart, mind, and every other particle, of the captain wished him
at the d---l at the same time. The lieutenant inquired from whence they
came and what passage. The captain replied, from Boston, in a month and
four days; and then asked him to walk aft, and take a drop of rum; but,
before he did so, the lieutenant asked how many hands there were on
board. The captain answered, he had only fifteen, for men were very
scarce. Of what burden is your ship?—Two hundred and fifty tons. I must
have your hands, sir, said the lieutenant: come in, barge crew, and do
your duty. No sooner were the words spoken, than the crew leaped upon
the deck, and the lieutenant ordered all the ship’s company aft, saying
he wanted to talk with them. He then accosted them with an oratorial
harangue: “Gentlemen sailors,” said he, “I make no doubt but you are
willing to enter voluntarily, and not as pressed men; if you go like
brave men, freely, when you come round to Plymouth and Portsmouth, and
get on board your respective ships, you will have your bounty money, and
liberty to go on shore and kiss your landladies.” Though this oration
was pronounced with as much self-applause as Cicero felt when, by the
force of his eloquence, he made Cæsar the master of the world to tremble;
or as the vehement Demosthenes, when used to thunder against king Philip;
yet we are not quite certain whether it was the power of eloquence alone
persuaded the men to enter voluntarily, or whether being seated between
the two rocks of Scylla and Charybdis, it was indifferent to them which
they dashed upon; however this was, all but one of them entered (though
with sad hearts) without being pressed, which we make no doubt the
lieutenant attributed to the eloquence of his oration.
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