The Surprising Adventures of Bampfylde Moore Carew, King of the Beggars: Containing his Life, a Dictionary of the Cant Language, and many Entertaining Particulars of that Extraordinary ManUnknown
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The Surprising Adventures of Bampfylde Moore Carew, King of the Beggars: Containing his Life, a Dictionary of the Cant Language, and many Entertaining Particulars of that Extraordinary Man
From hence he steered towards Mr. Oxenham’s, at New-house: when he came
near the house, he pulled off his shirt, and gave it to an old man he
met, as though he had been amazed: then marched up to the house, and just
at the stable met Mrs. Oxenham and another lady, whom he immediately
accosted with a doleful complaint of being a poor shipwrecked mariner.
Mrs. Oxenham told him, she should have taken him for Bampfylde Moore
Carew, but she knew him to be transported. He was not disconcerted at
this, but readily told her, with great composure, that his name was
Thomas Jones, belonging to Bridport, in Dorsetshire. The ladies gave
each a shilling, and then bid him to go into the house, where he had
victuals set before him; before he went away the lady sent him a Holland
shirt. Being thus equipped, he inquired out the churchwardens of the
parish, and by the same story got a crown of them. From hence he went to
Lord Clifford’s, at Uggbroke, in the parish of Chudleigh: here he sent in
a petition to my Lord as an unfortunate Roman Catholic, and received a
guinea; he lay that night at Sandy-gate, and behaved as a Roman Catholic,
under the name of William Passmore.
The next day, at Moll Upton’s, in Newton Bushel, he met with one of the
sisters of that order of mendicants commonly called cousin Betties; and
he, having an inclination to pay a visit to Sir Thomas Carew, at Hackum,
soon made an agreement with the cousin Betty to exchange habits for that
day. The barber was then called in to make his beard as smooth as his
art and razor could make it, and his hair was dressed up with ribbons;
thus metamorphosed, our hero set out, having a little dog under his arm.
Being come to Sir Thomas Carew’s, he rushed into the house without
ceremony, demanding his rent in an imperious tone. None of the
men-servants being in the way, the women first ran one way and then
another; but he, taking notice of this confusion, continued to act the
mad woman, beating his head against the wall, kissing the dog, and
demanding his rent; at last, one of the women-servants came out, crying,
lady, you are welcome to the rent, and gave him a crown; but he was not
to be removed so easily, for now he fell a raving again, and demanded
some merry-go-down; they then brought him some ale, which having drunk,
he took his leave, thanking them with a very low courtesy. From hence he
returned in his progress to parson Sandford’s, of Stoke, in Tinney,
where, having entered the house with as little ceremony as before, he not
only demanded his rent, as usual, but a gown for some of his cousins:
neither would he take his leave till he had got a shilling for rent, a
good gown, and some pinners. He next called upon parson Richards, at
Coombe, in Tinney, where he got a shilling and a shift. Having thus
succeeded in his new adventure, he returned to his quarters at mother
Upton’s, in Newton-Bushel, where he divided the profits of the day with
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