British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"Not on the whole," she replied diplomatically, turning very red at
the sudden apparition of the thin man, who had laboured up, panting,
from behind them.
"Well," he gasped, "I hope you got a decent cup of tea somewhere. I
promenaded Giro's from end to end in vain, and imagined the most
terrible disasters befalling you. So I had to have seven cigars and
an ice. I pictured you shot in heroic attempts to rescue wounded
pigeons at the Tir, or to snatch pistols from would-be suicides, or
yielding to the fascinations of jewellers' shops, and being run in by
mistake for adroit thefts, or robbed of that dainty little bag, and
here I find you, safe under Miss Somers' angel wing all the time."
"Not all the time. But I thought you said Café de Paris. So sorry."
The thin man was in great spirits. He observed that few things were
more enjoyable than the walk through the Gardens to the train at that
evening time, as he handed the ladies into their carriage, while
Ermengarde silently gave the palm to other incidents of an enjoyable
afternoon.
In the carriage they discovered, one by one, Miss Boundrish,
"returning from Nice," she gurgled confidentially; M. Isidore,
unobtrusively polite as usual; and, glaring fiercely at them from a
remote corner, the Anarchist. The latter suddenly discovered, just
as the train was beginning to move, that he had taken the wrong one,
and got out again, to Ermengarde's immense relief--for the creature
snorted and puffed intolerably. Probably, she reflected, he knew his
own weakness, and doubted his ability to refrain from assassinating
M. Isidore, if compelled any longer to witness his proximity to
herself--a reflection not entirely devoid of charm.
"Why," Mr. Welbourne murmured in his most melancholy voice at her
ear, as the train rolled slowly in the direction of Italy--"why
choose the loveliest spot on earth for all this devilry, when it
could be done quite as well in a disused coal-mine?"
"Why," she whispered, with reddening cheeks, in reply; "why hit a man
when he is down?"
Chapter XI
Katzenjammer
In its leisurely progress back to Mentone the train passed through
the same scenes as in leaving it, but they had not the same charm.
The sun was set, the air chill, the world inclined to be grey.
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