British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"Ah, now we leave the abstract and come to the concrete--a particular
woman and a particular necklace--and forgetting logic, we go
gallantly upon feelings, intuitions. Still, the impression that
certain costly jewels have been stolen by an individual acquaintance
is somewhat powerful, not to say aggressive. Modern altruism, still
less old-fashioned Christian charity, would scarcely cherish an
impression of that kind, would it?" After all, he reflected, this
little woman is not as simple as she appears.
"Well, but if she wants to sell them, why can't she do it herself?"
"People exist who never, as a matter of principle, do anything they
can get anybody else to do for them. I can't defend the principle,
though I often act upon it; indeed, it appears to have its roots very
deep in human nature, like the propensity to bottle up trumps at
bridge."
"One dislikes to be disobliging; it seems unkind."
"If," replied the thin man, a light suddenly breaking upon his
bewildered brain, "the lady in question should happen to be our dear
young friend of the too frequent laugh, Mrs. Allonby, don't be
afraid. She has neither the wit nor the self-command to make a big
haul like that. But she is quite silly enough to get into
difficulties over play or dress"--here Ermengarde's cheeks vied with
the scarlet salvias blooming hard by--"and to sell jewels on the sly,
and it would be the worst service you could do a child like that to
help her."
"Sweet girl! I quite agree with you. She's much too small for large
sins. And I've never seen her with valuable jewels. Dear Mr.
Welbourne, your advice is as always so excellent. Ever since we met
here you have been a second father to me."
The thin man sighed. It is a sweet and seemly thing to be the father
of a charming and lovely young woman, but only when one is too old
for other relationships. It occurred to him that it might be wise to
shave; a beard sometimes gives a false appearance of age. The
patriarchs wore beards, while Greek gods, with the exception of Zeus,
are mostly represented as beardless. No one ever heard of a bearded
angel. Only yesterday Miss Boundrish had wondered publicly and at
the top of her voice why Mr. Welbourne "had never married," and he
had replied very meekly that it was not his custom to do anything in
a hurry; upon which Miss Boundrish's mother had encouragingly cited
the case of a cousin's uncle on the other side, who had married at
eighty-five.
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