British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"A not unusual way of crossing the Atlantic," Ermengarde hazarded, at
her wits' end, and imagining some wild mistake or confusion of names,
though not without some vague memory of the title mentioned, in
connexion with a postal packet from Arthur's publishers, the contents
of which she was always going, from a sense of duty, to investigate,
and always from innumerable causes omitting to. It would not run
away; it could be opened and read at any time, which is no time.
"Well, I reckon it didn't make him sick anyhow," Mrs. Dinwiddie
replied, with a grim smile, and Dorris stridently supposed that
successful writers usually went to America to read their works in
public, and always found that American cookery upset their internal
economy more seriously than crossing the Atlantic, an observation
that appeared to afford joy to everybody but the captive, whom it
plunged into reverie of a melancholy nature.
_The_ Allonby! Not her own native charm, then, but the prestige of
that tiresome old Arthur's name was the cause of this new deference
that had come to Ermengarde of late. And he had never told her--a
lump rose in her throat--had left her to hear his good fortune
casually from strangers. To be sure, he could hardly have been
expected to write to her: "I have just become a celebrity," "My new
novel is a marvel of genius," "I am one of the most remarkable men of
this age." Still, she was injured. A wife should not be the last
person to hear of a husband's promotion.
Going home in the train that afternoon, she found her neighbour
absorbed in a Tauchnitz volume, and sudden curiosity overpowering
good manners, she made out "Storm and Stress" on the top of the page.
Dining with friends in one of the big barrack hotels that evening,
she saw the book lying on little tables in the lounge, in the
drawing-room, in her host's sitting-room; and, her glance being
detected upon it, heard that it was being read all over Mentone, the
Riviera, at Rome, at Florence, in the Engadine, in Paris, wherever
wandering Britons congregated; that it was being discussed at
suburban dinners and teas, and was found in the reading-rooms of West
End clubs; that it had been consigned to the fire by Bishops, and
preached about by Archdeacons; that it was talked of by people of
culture, and had even penetrated to our most ancient Universities,
where undergraduates, face downwards on the turf of sunny college
gardens, had been known to pass shining hours in its perusal. And he
had never said a word, and had grudged her five hats.
"How proud and happy you must be, dear Mrs. Allonby," said her
hostess. "And how does he take it? Is he surprised, or does he take
it all for granted? He must at least have known that he was going to
make a hit."
"Do you know the sex of the sphinx?" she returned faintly, some hot
inexplicable tears misting her eyes. "I have always been sure the
sphinx must have been a man. Men are so subtle--especially mine."
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