British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
He stopped at a corner house abutting on a tree-shadowed square, with
a loggia ending in a sort of roof-garden; and, stumbling through a
dark archway, and falling over several garden and household tools on
to a steep stairway, drew further upon his vocabulary for the
epithet, "Beastly rotten hole." By this time the rumble tumble of
his wild scramble up the stairs had brought out a stalwart form, a
few rays of light and words of welcome, from the door of a room
opening on the loggia.
"Here at last, young un? How many more of you? Row enough for ten."
It was a shaggy-bearded, brown-faced man, with deep-set eyes of
piercing lustre and a forehead like a cliff-wall, roughly dressed,
but clean-looking as an Englishman, though his name ended in ski; he
had risen from a table covered with papers of various script,
newspaper cuttings and journals in many tongues, and furnished with a
type-writing machine. A bed, a chest of drawers topped by a milk-jug
in a slop-basin, a small, square looking-glass, a clothes-press, two
chairs, an easel, a bag of golf-clubs, some walking-sticks and
mineral-water bottles, several pairs of boots, a wood basket and
books of all sizes, falling out of packing-cases and strewn over bed,
chairs, floor and every available ledge, completed the furniture of a
fair-sized sunny room with an open hearth, on which some wood ashes
gave token of a former fire.
"Snug," the host said, indicating the surroundings with a sweep of
the hand, and tipping a pile of books off a chair.
"Topping," replied the guest, stepping gingerly through the
archipelago of books, and surveying the scene with ill-dissembled
disgust.
"You seem jolly chippy this morning. What's the row?" continued the
host, handing a cigarette-box.
"Nothing much. Only stone-broke."
"What, again? I say, young un, you'll do this once too often."
"I jolly well have."
"Oh, come along and have some lunch. Can you do with native fare? I
feed at the _osteria_ over there, and hear all the gossip of the
place. Olives, cheese, omelettes, sardines, salad, coffee, _vin du
pays_."
"Thanks. I bar the vinegar."
The enjoyment of this simple menu appeared to lighten the young man's
cheer considerably. His appetite, for a person who had been
contemplating a violent exit from a world of care at intervals all
the forenoon, was not bad--a circumstance not unobserved by his host.
The table talk was impersonal and even lighter than the fare. An
anecdote spiced with dry humour drew from the stony-broke a
light-hearted, boyish laugh, the gay ring of which attracted the
attention and sympathetic smiles of some workmen and peasants.
"He has a light heart, that one," they told each other in their
patois, as if the possession of a light heart were guarantee of all
that is admirable in man.
"Didn't you try ranching once?" the light-hearted one suddenly asked
the man of piercing gaze.
"I did. Once."
"Any money in ranching?"
"Best part of mine left in it."
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