British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"It's notorious," the high voice proclaimed. "She tried to pass as
the wife of _the_ Allonby, the 'Storm and Stress' man, and took
everybody in till I asked her straight out one day, and caught her on
the hop. She was so taken aback that she let out she was not his
wife at all--only a connexion by marriage. And I don't believe she's
even that, or Mrs. Allonby at all, or Mrs. Anybody. Miss
Nobody-in-particular, _I_ should say. They ought to be more careful
who they take in at these small hotels. Fast? _Rather_. A regular
Monty harpy; lives on the tables, they say. That poor young Isidore
is infatuated--absolutely. It's the talk of the hotel. She scarcely
lets him out of her sight. One is always stumbling upon the
pair--looking unutterable things at each other. Quite unpleasant for
us. Pretty? That sort always are. But as for manners, and good
breeding--well, anything goes down with foreigners and silly old owls
like Welbourne. You know she has broken off Isidore's engagement."
The fair being who originated these remarks, having her face slightly
turned to her companion, had not observed the presence of the two men
screened by the bend of the bank on which they sat. Nor would the
younger man have given a thought to these two ladies, but for the
effect they produced upon his companion, who started and listened
with blazing eyes and tense interest to every word that rang out on
the still air. Not content with hearing what was said in passing, he
rose, as if drawn by the voice, and followed the quick English steps,
quickly outpacing them. Then, planting himself in front of the two
ladies and raising his broad felt hat, he brought them to a
standstill.
"I have heard," he said, addressing the speaker in slow, distinct
French, "every word in the clear and accurate voice of Madame, and
venture to suggest that it is a perilous thing to speak English in
this country, unless you wish to be heard, English being now so
generally understood, even when not spoken."
"Much obliged," returned Dorris sharply, meaning to pass on; "but
it's nothing to me whether people hear what I say or not."
"Pardon me," he replied, barring her progress. "It may be much to
you; it is a serious matter in this country to speak slander in
public; it may have very grave consequences for you."
"Nonsense; I don't understand French--je ne comprends pas," she
muttered hastily and brokenly, looking round as if for protection.
Then, perceiving the younger man, "Mr. Paul," she cried piteously,
"Mr. Paul."
"That is my name," he admitted, rising and raising his hat, but not
approaching.
"Mr. Paul fully agrees with me upon the danger of speaking slanderous
things in public," said the Pole coolly, in English.
"It's no slander," she protested; "let me go. We were going to see
the review."
"Let us pass on; you have no right to stop people you don't know,"
shouted the other lady in a shaky voice.
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