British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"She can't. She's gone to Nice to see her aunt. So she told me at
breakfast----"
"Gone to Nice!" came in a chorus of irrepressible ecstasy. "If she
would only _stay_ at Nice."
"Too good to be true!" complained a male voice, that Dorris
conjectured to be that of a certain Major Norris, whom she had more
than once publicly appropriated as lawful spoil of her charms, and
inveigled into winding and solitary walks alone with her.
"Couldn't somebody persuade her that Nice is the only spot on earth
for the complexion?" asked one.
"She'd swallow any rot. That story of the frogs--feeding the
conscripts with frogs to give them courage! Too bad to stuff her
like that," said another.
"Surely you must acknowledge that the presence of our young friend at
least makes for mirth at table," reproved the thin man's plaintive
tones.
"You hypocritical old owl, you!" muttered Dorris, clenching her small
fists and twisting them as if a gentle fancy had involved them in Mr.
Welbourne's hair, which was artistically grown.
"Say," cried Mrs. Dinwiddie with sudden inspiration, "what was M.
Isidore's _mot_ on the Boundrish gell?"
"Ah! M. Isidore's _mot_," echoed Ermengarde, "how did it run?"
"To be sure, M. Isidore's _mot_," went from mouth to mouth, ending in
a general shout of laughter and ejaculations of ecstasy; but what the
_mot_ was poor Dorris never heard, for the simple and sufficient
reason that M. Isidore was entirely innocent of having so much as
imagined one, and was at that moment bending over the rose-covered
rail above the path, with gesticulations expressive of mingled
delight and resentment at the liberty taken with his name, to the
great joy of Bertie Trevor, who made gestures of defiance at him in
return. At this, M. Isidore, shaking his head as if in despair of
the group below, turned his attention to Dorris--whom he could see
through a chink in the rye-straw partition, and whose reception of
public incense he had watched with tender, if spasmodic, interest
from time to time--and was rewarded by perceiving symptoms of severe
internal perturbation in the fair lady's demeanour.
The good-hearted little man had substantial and most bitter cause to
dislike Dorris and all her ways; few things would have given him
greater satisfaction than her instant and final disappearance from
Les Oliviers, from France, from any and every place in which he might
henceforth walk all his life long; but he had a heart and a soft one;
he had also a French tenderness for the smaller woes of women, and
what he saw through the chink smote him with such compunction that he
left his seeds, leapt lightly down from the platform and ran round to
the path, where the group of traducers were loitering, holding out
his hands in appeal.
"Mais, mais, mesdames, messieurs! c'est un peu fort!" he cried; "does
one talk so of ladies?"
"We were only admiring the dear girl's little ways," Ermengarde
explained, "and her beauty."
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