British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
Mr. Welbourne himself felt the vitriol of his ill-considered speech
the moment it was spoken, but knew it to be past mending, and groaned
audibly, while every member of the group, with the exception of Major
Norris, who was a disciplinarian and a thoroughly good hater when
once he began, was more or less visited by compunction.
"After all, it was beastly mean of us," Bertie Trevor said, turning
away with a sullen face, when the flight of the victim was known.
"'Twas the way she acted to the lame lady set up my back," Mrs.
Dinwiddie confessed.
"And quite right too," the Major rejoined; "the girl was a positive
pest to everybody in the house."
"But at least," came in French, in a deep contralto voice from the
spot whence the sufferer had fled, causing every eye to be raised to
that eminence, to perceive the majestic figure of Madame Bontemps, a
large cauliflower tucked under each arm, an apron full of
fresh-gathered lemons and oranges, and a sharp bright knife
threateningly flourished in her hand. "At least, this demoiselle was
not chased from the house for inveigling the fiancé and breaking the
heart of an innocent young girl."
Having thus spoken, Madame turned and receded majestically from
sight, leaving the conspirators petrified with amazement.
"What on earth is she driving at?" asked Ermengarde, looking straight
at M. Isidore, a sudden flood of enlightenment rushing in crimson
over her face and throat even as she spoke, and leaving her
death-pale and trembling.
M. Isidore's face, from which she quickly withdrew her gaze, was
marble in its rigid impenetrability. He made no reply, beyond a
faint shrug of ignorance, but turned and offered some slight service
to the lady standing next him. Then the group, which had been
shifting the whole time, soon melted quietly away, each member with a
feeling of having done an indifferent morning's work in this
long-threatened and carefully planned conspiracy of rough justice.
That morning's _déjeuner_ was singularly devoid of gaiety. The
conspirators looked guiltily at poor Dorris's empty place. Those of
her father and mother were expected to be empty, else the execution
could not have taken place. The lame lady innocently wondered what
had become of Miss Boundrish, and mentioned having seen her in the
grounds that morning. Even Major Norris enjoyed the absence of the
strident voice and gurgling laugh less than he expected, and found
fault with the weather, which was perfect, and the salad, which was
not, characterizing both as rotten. The thin man, openly but
dejectedly, laid a bunch of roses by the woman of mystery's plate,
and observed plaintively to Ermengarde more than once upon the
undesirability of lynch law, and the mistaken estimate by average
Britons of the salutary effect of ragging on immature character.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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