British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"_And_ the Monte Carlo incident," added M. Isidore, who was eminently
practical. "Ah, Madame!" he cried, sinking with infinite grace and
dexterity on one knee on a comparatively soft piece of rock, "you are
acquainted with the depth of my passion, my infatuation, the agony,
with which my bosom is torn. Grant me this one favour--only this
one. I know that I am asking much--but consider my passion--have
pity on my despair----"
"Stop that," suddenly growled a bass voice in British accents, as the
tall figure and picturesque untidiness of the Anarchist appeared from
round the corner of the pine-topped bluff, to the stupefaction of M.
Isidore, who sprang to his feet with a deep involuntary "Mon Dieu!"
and of Ermengarde, who removed the wet wisp from her face with a
little stifled shriek, and gazed horror-struck on the intruder, who
had the satisfaction of spoiling this moving scene of a weeping lady
sadly resisting the passionate importunity of a kneeling,
supplicating cavalier.
"Que diable voulez-vous ici, de Konski?" cried M. Isidore, quickly
recovering himself, and fiercely and haughtily twirling his moustache.
"What the devil are you doing here, de Vieuxbois?" retorted the
Anarchist in French. "What do you mean by masquerading as a waiter
in a hotel? Stop annoying this lady at once."
"It is, on the contrary, Monsieur, you that annoy Madame. Have the
complaisance to leave us without delay," commanded M. Isidore, his
moustache stiff with rage.
"Oh, please go away," cried Ermengarde distractedly, shivering and
white--"go at once, all of you--all of you!"
For herself the luckless Ermengarde had no option; she was totally
incapable of flight, the path being narrow, and blocked on the one
hand by M. Isidore and on the other by M. de Konski, while the bluff
towered steeply above her and the ravine fell abruptly below. She
wished the rock-path would split open and swallow her up, that the
bluff would topple down and bury her under it, that she could get
past the antagonists and fall headlong down the ravine, down to the
very bed of the torrent below; in fact, she hardly knew what she
wished in her desperation.
"Leave this lady, Vicomte," thundered the Anarchist. "Go, at once,
before I make you!"
The little Frenchman turned, bowing respectfully to the trembling,
almost weeping, Ermengarde. "Madame," he said mournfully, "I regret
deeply. One moment, and you are disembarrassed from the
unwarrantable intrusion of this person. Go you, M. de Konski," he
added, facing about with gestures of command, "before I hurl you to
the depths below. Is it probable that I permit a stranger to molest
with his undesired presence a lady who honours me with her
acquaintance and commands my protection?"
"No more of that, de Vieuxbois," came the stern retort. "You have
annoyed this lady more than enough. Off with you."
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