British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"My child, you must have had hysteria rather badly. I must have been
brutally impatient; I was so rushed just then. Poor Miss Scott
brought some typing that night and wrote shorthand notes until she
was tired out. Then I just happened to ask her a question about a
family trouble I knew was worrying her--you remember I engaged her on
a family recommendation; her people are old friends of mine--my
question was an unlucky one, and the poor girl broke down; she was so
thoroughly tired out. You must have chosen that exact moment to open
the door----"
"I didn't at least go up on purpose, and come suddenly round a corner
in disguise," she protested.
"Most unfortunately you did not. But--Ermengarde----"
"And if I had stooped to ask explanations," she interrupted; "I ask
none; I wish none now; I merely suggest that before you demand
explanations of what you must know can have been nothing you could
possibly complain of, certain little eccentricities on your own part
require to be cleared up. What, for instance, took place under the
olives yonder only yesterday morning? Why all those secret meetings
and communications in cipher with a young woman of doubtful
antecedents, of mysteries, of evasions, of perpetual assignations and
private interviews with notorious usurers and pretended cousins? I
don't wish to know--but--I resent the imputations you cast upon my
intercourse with a young man who is half secretary and half waiter at
this house, and at the beck and call of all here alike. I might,"
she added, "go further, and ask why you chose to follow me about in a
ridiculous disguise, and worry and frighten me to death by spying on
me and posing as an Anarchist and conspirator?"
"Because I was an ass, probably. And when did I pose as anything but
a foreigner? Except at the Carnival, which is all masquerade"--"The
Carnival?" she murmured, puzzled--"We have both been infernal idiots,
Ermengarde. We quarrelled about nothing in particular to begin
with----"
"If you call sarcasm, neglect, unkindness, coldness--nothing----"
"I certainly was a beast. Such a rush of work had come all at once,
and I hadn't time to consider that that infernal Flu had made you
hysterical. And you did cut into me about going abroad on your own
finance. But look here, Ermengarde, how could I have let you go
alone, weak as you were? First I got Miss Scott to go and look after
you as your companion----"
"Miss Scott? Why, I never saw the woman in my life--except her back
in the study that night--if it was she--and as for a companion, I
never had such a thing in my life----"
"My dear child, Miss Somers _is_ Miss Scott----"
"Oh-o-o-o-oh! The woman of mystery?--my companion?"
"She doesn't care to typewrite and do secretary under her own name,
but, coming here with you, and having relations she was bound to meet
all over the place----"
"Ah--a-a-a-ah! Aunts? Step-cousins? Ivor Paul?"
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