British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"Why not? Easy to unpack and settle in before dinner. And only
staying three weeks, a pity to lose a night."
"True, I shall put in a couple of hours before dinner as well as
after."
Again, in Teutonic accents, "So Hedwig leaves next week?"
"Yes, her husband says they are thoroughly tired of Monte Carlo."
"So? I thought Hedwig had lost rather heavily of late. And
Hermann's luck has evidently turned too."
Or it was, "System this, system that," and, "So many francs to the
good at the end of the week," and the wonderful run of So-and-so's
luck, and M. Tel-et-tel winning five hundred francs in half an hour,
and the positive madness of putting anything on a number that had
just turned up, and why _à travers_ meant so much, and how a cool
head and an accurate memory of the winning numbers of the last six or
seven turns were absolutely necessary to work any system.
"But why," Ermengarde tragically demanded, "come to the loveliest
spot on earth to do this devilry? A disused coal-mine would do
equally well to gamble in."
The thin man conjectured that very likely the devil likes to kill two
birds with one stone. "Because," he sighed, "the moment a beautiful
and pleasant spot is discovered in any corner of the earth, he
incites people to build flaring hotels and villas upon it, and run
railways to it; and, if there is sea, to block it from sight with
ghastly buildings, and spoil its strand with sea-walls and piers and
promenades; and, if there are trees, to cut them down or blast them
with smoke and chemicals; and, if there are mountains, to scar and
tunnel them with lines of smut and iron; and, if meadows and grassy
slopes commanding lovely prospects, to destroy their beauty and make
rasping noises and knock balls over them all day. He gets people to
rush in herds to places made for beauty and calm, to chatter and
snigger and look at fashionable clothes-shops emptied on thoughtless
females from every capital in Europe, and gorge themselves upon all
the luxuries and vices of towns. And the lovelier the spot the
greater satisfaction the devil seems to take in getting men to
practise ugly and squalid sins in it, and to corrupt and degrade
simple and sane folk for miles round it."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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