British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
But Mrs. Allonby was not the only witness of this family drama. The
voices of the actors, penetrating through the open window of Miss
Boundrish, had roused the amiable girl from her slumbers, and caused
her, with much irritation and reluctance, conquered by curiosity, to
spring from her downy nest, classically dressed in the first thing
that came handy, and view the platform scene from her window with
appropriate mental comment.
A vivid imagination, capable of forging missing links in a chain of
evidence at a moment's notice, and then presenting them as veritable
parts of the original, enabled her to produce a version entirely her
own of what actually occurred. And not content with constructing a
consistent romance out of the pantomime enacted in the morning, she
insisted upon imparting the whole of it in the afternoon to a few
friends in the garden, in a voice that must have been heard all over
the grounds, if not by the whole house.
It was actually heard by Mrs. Allonby, who, under the mistaken
impression that she was writing letters, was basking in the sun among
the flowers, idly looking over the lemon-tops and across gorge and
ridge to the sea, and peacefully thinking of nothing at all. But,
roused from this pleasant occupation by the dulcet accents of her
favourite Dorris, she turned and engaged in a sharp verbal encounter
with the romancer, and contrived to give her such a severe snubbing
(though to snub Dorris was no child's work) as reduced her victorious
self to a state of pleasant exhaustion, that made sunshine and fair
scenes and _dolce far niente_ more enjoyable than ever.
"Surely," murmured the thin man, who had been a silent and apparently
unconscious auditor of the fray, in mortal terror lest either
antagonist should appeal to him, and who would have fled but for the
fear of attracting attention, "our young friend would be quite as
happy, and infinitely more charming, had she been born without a
tongue?"
"Oh, she'd have gurgled and giggled more than ever to make up. Such
people ought not to be let loose in civilized hotels."
"Poor girl," said the more merciful Agatha, who had just come up,
"are we not a little hard on her? An interest in her
fellow-creatures, perhaps more zealous than discreet, and a slight
congenital deficiency in tact----"
"Deficiency? A born cat!"
"But a good heart, dear Mrs. Allonby?"
"What's the good of a good heart if you don't sheathe your claws?"
The thin man and Miss Somers, meeting each other's eyes, smiled; for,
whatever she may have given, poor Dorris had undoubtedly received a
pretty good but strictly polite clawing before retreating in great
disarray from the fur-strewn field.
"Do you realize that all our characters are at the mercy of those
good-hearted claws, Miss Somers?"
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