The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
A small bell was rung, and immediately the clerk commenced taking up
tickets. Here was an eventful period for John--he had not troubled
himself with the necessary receipt for passage, for one very good
reason--he had none of the needful to purchase it with; like all
philosophers he had great faith in luck, and now resigned himself to her
care.
“I'll take your ticket, sir,” said the clerk.
“I wish you would,” said John, “if you see it any where about me.”
The clerk took a stare at our hero, and then remarked, “I have no time
to jest, sir.”
“Nor I any inclination,” added John, “the fact is, my friend, I've got no
ticket, and as uncle Sam is my only existing relation, and as you have a
contract with him, suppose you book me as one of his males.”
“I say I have no time for jesting, sir,” reiterated the clerk, in an
angry tone, “so please to hand me your ticket.”
“Well, then,” continued John, “I'll have to let you into my secret, I
see,--I'm an attaché of the press, on my road to Washington;--now, I
suppose, its all right. You are aware if I am delayed, Gales and Seaton
will be very angry, and Blair and Rives get in a pucker.” The clerk was
here getting into a wrathy state, when John's old friend reached the
clerk the amount of his passage, and he passed on. John objected, but
the old man insisted upon lending it to him, and the matter of fare
being settled they sped onward smoothly as before. “Here's a streak of
fat” thought John, “for I have accidentally fell in with a travelling
angel,” and as some return for his generosity, he set about making
himself particularly agreeable to his old companion. In the course of
their conversation the old gent learned John's history, and that he
was now on his way to Washington in search of business, to raise money
enough to carry him west. His companion informed John that he was
a western man, and invited him to bear him company to his home in
Cleveland, Ohio; but our hero preferred the Mississippi country. He
agreed, however, if he should fail in gaining business in Washington, to
accompany him to Wheeling, provided he would increase the debt already
incurred, and trust to the goddess, luck, for payment. After being
assured that his company was considered worth double the sum, the matter
was set at rest, and they entered Washington together.
The old man had business in the city, and proposed to our hero, that
while he was transacting it, he should take a stroll through the offices
and see what chance there was for employment, and afterwards meet him
at the Capitol. They separated, and when they again met, according to
appointment, our typo “reported no progress,” so it was instantly agreed
they should depart for Wheeling. As they gazed from the “spectator's
gallery,” John whispered to his companion:
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