The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
“What is his politics?” was a question of import, duly
discussed in the leading political circles; and “was he married?”--and,
“who'd get him, if he wasn't?” was equally an absorbing matter of
interest among the ladies; indeed, an animated discussion as to his
preference had already caused a coolness between several pairs of
devoted female friends. It was said that the pert Miss A--, the
storekeeper's daughter, had absolutely walked down the principal street
of B------, right before our hero, swinging the skirt of her frock in
a most enticing manner. Such a bold and forced movement to take him by
surprise, before any other maid could get a chance, was declared, at a
tea and gossip party, to be most “tolerable and not to be endured.” At
length his object was made known--he inquired of the legislative member,
if that was a good point to establish a paper, and as soon as his
surprise would permit, the member declared it to be an immense place,
indeed, an enormous location, and more than that, the material for an
establishment was in the town, had been in operation, and all it wanted
was an editor to conduct the paper. John signified his ability and
willingness, and the intelligence spread through the town like a prairie
fire, and some pretty noses turned up as their owners exclaimed--“Why, I
swow, he's only a printer, after all!”
The member for the district, along, lanky, cadaverous lawyer, who was
death on a speech, powerful in chewing tobacco, and some at a whisky
drinking, was part owner of the printing concern, and having an opponent
in the district, who had started a paper in the lower town, on the
river, to oppose him, he was most anxious to get the press going; so,
assuring John he could have it at his own terms, and one hundred and
fifty subscribers to commence with, which must of course swell to
a thousand, they settled the matter, and proceeded to examine the
establishment. It was at length agreed that our hero should give one
hundred and twenty-five dollars of his one hundred and fifty, in cash,
and his note for four hundred and fifty dollars more, payable at the
end of a year, besides fifty dollars rent for the office, which also
belonged to the lawyer. A meeting of the first citizens of the town
was held on the ensuing evening, to which John Earl, Esq., was
formally introduced as the new editor of the B-------- Eagle, and the
re-commencement of the paper duly discussed.
“You've hearn tell of the bank and tariff questions?” inquired a leading
constituent and subscriber.
John answered “yes,” he was somewhat acquainted with them.
“Well, hoss, we 'spect you to be right co-chunk up to the hub on them
thar questions, and to pour it inter the inimy in slasher gaff style.”
John agreed to do his prettiest.
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