The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
“I am a most lucky disciple of Faust,” said he, “I've had a supper fit
for a lord, and a couch where the imperial form of sovereignty might
repose unruffled--and did--for I'm an august representative of American
sovereignty! What next? If the good angel of the lonely widow and her
little ones don't now desert me, I stand 'a right smart chance' of
getting a breakfast into the bargain!--Well,” concluded John, “this is
too much luck for weak human nature to bear easily, so it is necessary
to nerve myself, or I shall be overcome.” Dressing himself, he descended
to the kitchen, and made the acquaintance of the younger Jo Simms,
who appeared very backward in breaking to our hero the sad news of his
rejection as help in the yard. At length, however, he kindly broke the
intelligence, and before John could answer he offered him two dollars
to pay his expenses back, and, moreover, invited him to partake of the
smoking repast just preparing.
“Say no more about it, my dear sir,” says John, “such liberality removes
the pain of disappointment.” It was refreshing to see how his phiz
lighted up at his luck, and all parties being perfectly satisfied, they
enjoyed the morning meal with a relish. As John was about to depart, the
good old dame rolled him up a lunch of short cake, and he bid farewell
to brick making.
In a short time he arrived at Chicago, where he obtained work at his
business, but the exposure he had undergone brought on the fever and
ague, which shook him out of all respect for Illinois, and he therefore
determined to leave it, so embarking one bright morning, he shook it
an adieu which made his teeth chatter, which excitement was of course
followed by a most subduing fever.
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