The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
Time has progressed since then, and we have listened to John Earl, Esq.,
in the capital of his adopted state, as in clear tones, and patriotic
fervor, he stood advocating the great truths of republican principles,
and we have listened with pride and admiration, when those words proved
that the child of the people, was the people's advocate. He did not, in
his hour of prosperity, forget the lonely widow of the prairie, but
had her and her little ones brought to Cleveland, and having by letters
found her friends, he sent her home rejoicing--the little one to whom
he last bid adieu in the wilderness still remembered him, and with her
little lips pouting for a kiss, was the last again to bid him farewell.
We have traced our hero to the end of his wanderings, and leave him upon
the stage of public action--on the road to eminence; and though many may
read as though these words and scenes were the coinage of the writer's
brain, yet let him assure those who so judge, that there be such
“streaks of life,” in the book of a Typo's biography.
“NOT A DROP MORE, MAJOR, UNLESS IT'S SWEETEN'D.”
|In a small village, in the southern section of Missouri, resides a
certain Major, who keeps a small, cosey, comfortable little inn, famous
for its _sweeten'd drinks_, as well as jovial landlord; and few of the
surrounding farmers visit the neighborhood, without giving the Major a
friendly call, to taste his mixtur! The gay host, with jolly phiz, round
person, bright eye, and military air, deals out the rations, spiced with
jokes, which, if they are not funny, are at least laughed at, for the
Major enjoys them so vastly himself, that his auditors are forced to
laugh, out of pure sympathy.
A good old couple, who resided about six miles from the Major's, for a
long period had been in the habit of visiting him once a month, and as
regularly went home dreadfully _sweeten'd_ with the favorite mixtur',
but of late, we learn, the amicable relations existing between the Major
and his old visitors have been broken off by green-eyed jealousy. On the
last visit, good cause was given for an end being put to any more “sweet
drinking.”
“Uncle Merril, how are you, any how,” was the Major's greeting, “and
I declare if the Missus aint with you, too--just as if he expected she
wouldn't come. What'll you take Missus? shall I sweeten you a little of
about the best Cincinnati rectified that ever was toted into these 'ere
parts?--it jest looks as bright as your eyes!” and here the Major winked
and looked so sweet there was no resisting, and she did take a little
sweeten'd.
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