The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
Poor Edwards!--he was fairly in for it--into a swamp at that!--Night was
fast making all roads alike obscure, and with amazing rapidity covering
our traveller in a mantle of uncertainty. The possibility of his escape
that night first became improbable, and then impossible. He hallooed at
the highest pitch of his voice, but the wolf was the only live varmint
that answered his cry, and a strange fear began to creep over his heart.
He remembered well reading accounts of where hungry droves of these
animals had eaten the horse from under the saddle, the rider upon it,
bones, hide, _har_ and all, leaving scarce a vestige of the victims
to mark the deed, and his hair grew uneasy on his cranium at the bare
thought of such an unpolitical termination to his canvass. At this
particular moment a yell, as of a thousand devils in his immediate
neighbourhood, set his heart knocking against his ribs in a fearful
manner. When he partially recovered from the shock he tied his horse to
one tree and quickly mounted another--whispering the hope to his heart,
at the same time, that a meal on his horse would satisfy the gathering
crowd of varmints, who were shouting their death song below him. Having
seated himself astride a limb, the mosquitoes had a fair chance at
him, and they put the Judge through as active an exercise as ever was
inflicted on a recruit--there was this difference, however, between him
and a recruit, they are generally raw at the commencement of a drill,
but poor Edwards was most raw at the end of his lesson. Every new yell
of the swamp pre-emptioners, made him climb a limb higher, and each
progression upwards appeared to introduce him to a fresh and hungrier
company of mosquitoes--the trees in the swamp were like the dwellings in
Paris, their highest tenants were the most needy. Day at length broke,
and our harassed candidate, almost exhausted, clambered from his exalted
position. His frightened but unscathed steed uttered a neigh of welcome
as he bestrode him, and giving loose to the rein he committed his
escape to the animal's sagacity, while he aided his efforts by a devout
supplication. Accident favored the horse's footsteps, for striking the
trail leading to the road he started off into a trot, and soon broke
his rider's spell of terror, by turning into the main avenue leading to
Benton. Edwards slowly passed his pimpled hand over his worse pimpled
face, sadly remarking:--
“Last night's 'bills' all passed, for I bear their stinging signatures
all over my countenance.”
When ten o'clock came, on the day following Judge Allen's arrival at
Benton, the town swarmed with the southern constituency of Missouri,
and as soon as the tavern bell, which had been put in requisition to
announce the candidate's readiness, had ceased its clamor, Hoss mounted
the balcony of the hotel, and rolling up his sleeves “spread himself”
for an unusually brilliant effort.
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