The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
After sundry remarks, at the exquisite's expense, and considerable
confusion, all were duly ticketed for the night, and commenced piling
themselves away like pledges in a pawnbroker's shop. Jonathan and
the Irishman carelessly spread themselves upon a couple of long
cane-bottomed settees, which occupied the centre of the cabin, and, in
a very brief space of time, the company hushed into silence, save an
occasional short blessing bestowed upon the short berths. When all
appeared to have dropped into forgetfulness, the head of a way-passenger
was thrust into the cabin entrance, with the inquiry--
“Is there any berths here?”
“Sure, this is the _gintlemen's_ cabin,” answered the Irishman.
“Well, I want to know if there's any berths here?” reiterated the
inquirer.
“Divil a chance for wan here,” was the response; “don't I tell ye this
is the _gintlemen's_ cabin?”
This conversation partially aroused the sleepers, who inquired of the
Emeralder what was the row?
“Some botherin' docthur,” was the sleepily muttered reply.
All soon again relapsed into quiet;--snore began to answer snore, in
“high and boastful blowing,” and I turned my back to the lamp for the
purpose of making a somnolent effort, individually. After tossing
and turning for some time, I found that the plentiful supper taken
at Lockport had entered a veto against sleep for me, and every effort
failed to accomplish more than a drowsy lethargy, which still left the
senses partially awake. A strange bumping noise aided to keep me in this
state, and I was labouring to assign a cause for the sound, when a voice
distinctly cried out--
“It's no use a pumpin', captin', and I _won't!_ She may sink and be
_dern'd!_”
The concluding part of this remark started my senses into activity, and,
after an effort, I turned round on my foot-wide couch, and took a survey
of my “sleeping partners,” to observe how the voice had affected them;
but not a muscle moved--all were chorussing beautifully the lays of
dream-land. The certainty' of our “sinking and be dern'd,” was soon
apparent, for the light of the lamp, suspended from the ceiling of
the cabin, soon began to be reflected from the floor--the waters were
quietly stealing upon the unconscious sleepers. My first impulse was
to sound the alarm, but, fortunately, possessing a “top shelf,” and
conscious that we could sink but a few feet, I held my peace until
the water should increase its depth, being sure of fun when I gave the
signal.
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