The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
_Sugar_, as he was familiarly styled, was an old man, apparently
about fifty years of age, and was clad in a coarse suit of brown
linsey-woolsey. His pants were patched at each knee, and around the
ankles they had worn off into picturesque points--his coat was not of
the modern close-fitting cut, but hung in loose and easy folds upon his
broad shoulders, while the total absence of buttons upon this garment,
exhibited the owner's contempt for the storm and the tempest. A coarse
shirt, tied at the neck with a piece of twine, completed his body
covering. His head was ornamented with an old woollen cap, of divers
colors, below which beamed a broad, humorous countenance, flanked by
a pair of short, funny little grey whiskers. A few wrinkles marked his
brow, but time could not count them as sure chronicles of his progress,
for Sugar's hearty, sonorous laugh oft drove them from their hiding
place. Across his shoulder was thrown a sack, in each end of which
he was bearing to the scene of political action, a keg of _bran new
whiskey_, of his own manufacture, and he strode forward on his moccason
covered feet, encumbered as he was, with all the agility of youth.
Sugar had long been the standing candidate of Nianga county, for the
legislature, and founded his claim to the office upon the fact of his
being the first “squatter” in that county--his having killed the first
bar there, ever killed by a white man, and, to place his right beyond
cavil, he had 'stilled the first keg of whiskey! These were strong
claims, which urged in his comic rhyming manner would have swept the
“diggins,” but Sugar, when the canvass opened, always yielded his claim
to some liberal purchaser of his fluid, and duly announced himself a
candidate for the next term.
“Here you air, old fellar!” shouted an acquaintance, “allays on hand
'bout 'lection.”
“Well, Nat.,” said Sugar, “you've jest told the truth as easy as ef
you'd taken sum of my mixtur--
'Whar politicians congregate,
I'm allays thar, at any rate!'”
“Set him up!--set the old fellar up somewhar, and let us take a
univarsal liquor!” was the general shout.
“Hold on, boys,--keep cool and shady,” said old Sugar, “whar's the
candidates?--none of your splurgin round till I git an appropriation
fur the sperits. Send em along and we'll negotiate fur the fluid, arter
which I shall gin 'em my instructions, and they may then per-cede to
'Talk away like all cre-a-tion,
What they knows about the nation.'”
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