The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
Sugar winked his eye at some of his cronies, and muttered--“He's got an
a-ristocracy stomach, and can't go the _native licker_.” Then dismissing
the candidates he shouted,--“crowd up, constitooents, into a circle, and
let's begin fair--your daddy furst, allays; and mind, no changin' places
in the circle to git the sugar in the bottom of the cup. I know you're
arter it Tom Williams, but none on your yankeein' round to git the
sweetnin'--it's all syrup, fellars, cause _Sugar_ made and mixed it. The
gals at the frolicks allays git me to pre-par' the cordials, 'cause they
say I make it mity drinkable. Who next? What you, old Ben Dent!--Well,
hold your hoss for a minit, and I'll strengthen the tin with a speck
more, jest because you can kalkilate the valee of the licker, and do it
jestiss!”
Thus chatted Sugar as he measured out and sweetened up the contents of
his kegs, until all who would drink had taken their share, and then the
crowd assembled around the speakers. We need not say that the virtues of
each political party were duly set forth to the hearers--that follows
as a matter of course, candidates dwell upon the strong points of their
argument, always. One among them, however, more than his compeers,
attracted the attention of our friend Sugar, not because he had highly
commended the contents of his kegs, but because he painted with truth
and feeling the claims of the western pioneers! Among these he ranked
the veteran Col. Johnson and his compatriots, and as he rehearsed their
struggles in defence of their firesides, how they had been trained to
war by conflict with the ruthless savage, their homes oft desolated,
and their children murdered,--yet still, ever foremost in the fight, and
last to retreat, winning the heritage of these broad valleys for their
children, against the opposing arm of the red man, though aided by the
civilized power of mighty Britain, and her serried cohorts of trained
soldiery! We say as he dwelt upon these themes Sugar's eye would fire
up, and then, at some touching passage of distress dwelt upon by the
speaker, tears would course down his rude cheek. When the speaker
concluded he wiped his eyes with his hard hand, and said to those around
him:--
“That arr true as the yearth!--thar's suthin' like talk in that
fellar!--he's the right breed, and his old daddy has told him about them
times. So did mine relate 'em to me, how the ony sister I ever had, when
a babby had her brains dashed out by one of the red skinned devils! But
didn't we pepper them fur it? Didn't I help the old man, afore he grew
too weak to hold his shootin' iron, to send a few on 'em off to rub
out the account? Well, I did!--Hey!” and shutting his teeth together he
yelled through them the exultation of full vengeance.
The speaking being done, candidates and hearers gathered around old
Sugar, to hear his comments upon the speeches, and to many inquiries of
how he liked them, the old man answered:--
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