The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
|At the head of a ravine on the border of the river Platte, one bright
night in June, was gathered a party of Missouri hunters, who were
encamped after a day's chase for buffalo. The evening's repast was over,
and as they stretched themselves in easy attitudes around their stack of
rifles, each looked at the other with a kind of questioning expression,
of whether it should be _sleep_ or a _yarn?_ The bright moon, with full
round face, streamed down into their midst, and sprinkled her silvery
sheen over shrub and flower, investing night in those vast solitudes
with a strange charm which forbid sleep, and with common consent they
raised themselves into a sitting posture and proposed a “talk,” as the
red skins say. Dan Elkhorn was the leader of the party, and all knew his
store of adventure inexhaustible, so a unanimous call was made upon Dan
for a story. “Come, Dan,” cried a crony, “give us something to laugh
at, and let us break this silence, which seems to breed a spirit of
melancholy--stir us up, old fellow, do!” Dan pulled his long knife out
of his belt, and laying it before him, smoothed back his long grey hair.
He was a genuine specimen of the hardy American mountaineer,--like the
Indian, he dressed in deer skins and wore the moccason, while every seam
in his iron countenance told of 'scapes and peril. Seeing that all were
attention he commenced--“Well, draw up closer, boys, so I shan't have to
holler, 'cause breth is gittin' kind a short with me now, and I want
to pacel it out to last pretty strong till the wind-up hunt. You, Mike,
keep your eye skinned for Ingins, 'cause ef we git deep in a yarn here,
without a top eye open, the cussed varmints 'll pop on us unawars, and
be stickin' some of thur quills in us--nothin' like havin' your eye open
and insterments ready. I've a big idea to gin you an account of some
fun I had with an old _bar_, on the Missouri, when I was a younker,
and considerably more spry than I am jest now. I want to tell you fust,
boys, that bars are knowin' animals, and they kin jest tell a younker of
the human kind as easily as they kin a small pig from the old sow;--they
don't fool with me now, for they've got to _know me!_
“Well, old Alic Dennison, a neighbour of mine on the Missouri, had bin
about two years up in the mountains, and when he came home he gin a
treat to all the fellars within thirty miles of him--that was jest seven
families--and among 'em, in course, I got an invite. Alic and I had
sot our cabins on opposite sides of the drink, near enough to see
each other, and a red skin, ef he'd come on a scalp visit, would a bin
diskivered by either. When Alic's frolic was to cum off, I was on hand,
sartain. About evenin' I got my small dug-out, and fixin' my rifle
carefully in the fore eend, and stickin' my knife in the edge whar it
would be handy, I jest paddled over the drink.
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