The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
“You know, boys, I aint easy skeer'd, but I own up that old fellar did
kind a make me skeery; they told sich stories about the way he used to
skin Ingins, that I gin to think it was about best to let him have both
sides of the channel ef he wanted it, so I didn't darr go to see Marie
fur a long spell. One day I felt a strong hankerin', and jest strolled
along the holler to git a glimpse on her, and sure enough thar she wur,
a leanin' out the winder, smilin' like the mornin' sun on a sleepin'
bayou. I sidled up to the house, and asked her ef I darr cum and sit up
with her that evenin'. I told her I was jest fritterin' away all to
nothin' thinkin' on her, and a small mite of courtin' would spur me up
amazin', and then I gin her sich a look, that she fluttered into consent
as easy as a mockin' bird whistles.
“'Oh, oui, you shall come sometime dis night, when _mon pere_ is gone to
de _cabaret_; but you must be vair quiet as von leetel rat, vat dey call
de mouse, and go vay before he come back to de _maison_.'
“In course I promised to do jest as she said. I kissed my hand to her,
and said _aur ravoir_, as the French say for good by, and then paddled
off to wait for night. I felt wuss than oneasy until the time arriv,
and when it did git round I gin to crawl all over--I swar I was a leetle
skeered. Hows'ever, it warn't manly to back out now when the gal was
expectin' me, so I started for the Hollow. I think a darker night was
never mixed up and spread over this yearth--you remember, Bill, the
night you steered the old Eagle square into the bank at Milliken's
bend? well, it wur jest a mite darker than that! A muddy run winds along
through the ravine whar the house stands, and I wur particularly near
flop-pin' into it several times. A piece of candle in the winder lighted
me to whar the little gall was a waitin', and when I tapped at the door
below, she pattered down and piloted me up to the sittin' room, whar we
sot down and took a good look at each other. She looked pooty enough
to tempt a fellar to bite a piece out on her. I had all sorts of good
things made up to say when a chance offered, and here the chance wur,
but cuss me ef I could get out the fust mutter. Whether it wur skeer
at the idee of the old Frenchman, or a bilin' up of affecshun fur his
darter that stuck my throat so tight, I'm unable to swar, but thar
I wur, like a boat fast on a sand-bar, blowin' some, but makin' mity
little headway.
“'Vat is de mattair wiz you, Mounseer?' said Marie, 'you look vair much
like de leaf in von grand storm, all ovair wiz de shake!'
“'Well,' says I, 'I do feel as ef I wur about to collapse a flue, or
bust my biler, for the fact of the marter is, Marie, they say your old
daddy's a tiger, and ef I git caught here thar'll be suthin' broke--a
buryin' instead of a weddin';--not that I'm the least mite skeered fur
myself, but the old man might git hurt, and I should be fretted to do
any sech a thing.'
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