The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
An animated conversation ensued, which ended by Tom being asked to dine,
and when the gong proclaimed the table spread, in walked the stranger
and Tom, arm-in-arm, large as life and twice as natural. He called the
waiters with an air of ease, passed the stranger's wine with friendly
freedom, laughed musically, jested with spirit, wiped his mouth with
grace, and, in short, completely captivated the southerner. During
the period of Tom's luxuriating, he was observed by the landlord, who,
indignant, sent a servant to order him from the table. Tom had “come it”
over him for so many odd dinners, without a shadow of prospect for pay,
that he would stand it no longer. The servant approached, whispered in
his ear, and stood off to give him room to _move_. Tom clutched the wine
bottle, with the intention of hurling it at his head, but altered his
purpose, and poured out another glass, drank it off, looked daggers at
the servant, and in a moment more smiled confidence upon his friend.
“Would you believe it,” said Tom, to the southerner, “that since
my absence from the city for a few days past, a rival house of our
_shipping firm_ has whispered the possibility of our failure, and this
rascally landlord, having heard the calumny, has insulted me here at
table by sending a servant to demand the trifling sum I owe him.”
The southerner was burning with indignation.
“It is too humiliating;” added Tom, “not dreaming of such an outrage, I
am entirely unprovided at the moment.”
“Here, my dear fellow,” promptly proffered his friend, “here is my
pocket-book, make use of it without hesitation.”
“You're very kind,” said Tom, “very, I will but borrow this thousand
dollar bill for a moment--I know the rascal can't change it!”
With an air of offended dignity, Tom approached the office of the hotel,
the landlord, frowning with anger, stood at the desk, the offended
“diner out,” put his hand to his eyes, as if hiding deep emotion, and
then addressing the landlord in a grief-stricken voice, he said:
“I never dreamed of such an insult from _you_, sir, at such a time, too,
just as my uncle in the south has expired,--and his agent with me
to deliver up the portion bequeathed to me--it is--it--sir, I cannot
express in language my feelings. Take out of that the paltry sum I owe
you,”--throwing down the thousand dollar bill,--“and henceforth I never
will enter your door. Just at a time too,” he further added, “when I had
intended to make your house my home, and endeavor to make some return
for your forbearance. It is too much--my feelings are lacerated,” and
here he became almost overpowered by emotion.
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