The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
In a very short time, upon the principal street in Kipp, in sight of
Smith's, out swung a large _flag_, with the name of “Jones, importer,
manufacturer, and patent leather boot and shoe _artiste_.” Smith stared,
the flag fluttered, and Jones chuckled. Customers began to patronise
Jones, and the flag seemed saucily to triumph, as it floated upon the
breeze blowing towards Smith's door. Smith was a man of energy, though,
and out came his new “patent gaiter boot;” the tide turned and Smith
was again in the ascendant. Now began a leather war--Jones up and Smith
down, Smith up again and Jones down, as each rival, alternately, brought
out something new. At length, one bright morning, the inhabitants
of Kipp, who had taken sides in the contest, were astounded by the
appearance of the front of Smith's store--it was one entire sign, from
the pavement to the roof. Jones looked blue, the flag fluttered like
a tattered rag. Smith rose in importance--his friends felt proud
of him--it was a Kipp triumph over foreign capital--the Jones party
wavered!--not so Jones; his great mind had conceived a stupendous
overthrow for Smith, and ere admiration for his rival had settled into
sure success, it was diverted to himself. An immense flag, _of stone_,
with his name in large letters, was scientifically planted right in the
centre of Jones' pavement.
The town now became feverish with excitement, and it was rumored that
the town council intended to consider the matter--the “signs of the
times” grew alarming.
Glorious Smith!--Smith for ever!--unyielding to the last! In this
emergency, when the horizon seem'd heavy with defeat, when a vast stone
seemed to press his fortunes into the earth, Smith arose, Phonix like,
“from a boot,” and gave assurance to the world that he was no common
leather. Rapid as the thought which conceived the idea, he had a vast
boot constructed, placed upon a post in front of his door, and with a
sample of his manufacture in each hand, he mounted into it, to exhibit
to the passers by not only a spectacle of indomitable energy, but
un-_flag_ging perseverance.
“What do you think of Smith now?” said the adherents of the “big
boot,”--“bravo, Smith!” shouted the Kippites. Here was a climax to which
ingenuity could discover no parallel, it was indeed the _ne plus ultra_.
Jones put his hands behind his coat-tails, and looked up street at the
big boot and its tenant, then at the stone flag beneath his feet, and
his countenance settled into a calm and desperate determination. “I'll
do it!” exclaimed he. The expression was caught up by his friends,
wafted through the town, and whispered in each dwelling, until the
excitement and expectation grew painful. Everybody was aching to see
what Jones _would do_.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
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