The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
He now endeavours, by unremitting attention, to retrieve lost time,
and impress the professors favourably in his behalf, for he is now a
candidate for graduation, and he dare not go home without his degree.
His care-clad face is now seen on the foremost bench, listening with a
painful absorption, and taking voluminous notes in a book--not the only
thing bound in calf-skin in the room, by long odds--and always asks,
with the utmost deference, long explanations on some favourite theory
of the lecturer, so dazzlingly original, that he did not perfectly
understand it, so bewildered was he by admiration. He smells of the
dissecting-room, and takes occasion, when in the presence of the
professor of anatomy, of jerking out his handkerchief, and with it the
half cut up hand of a subject. He eschews tobacco, whiskey, and women,
joins the physiological temperance society, and collects facts for a
forthcoming work of the professor of practice. He is a strong vitalist
with “Old Charley,” and lies-big with the Liebigian follower of acids
and alkalies. He presents the pelvis of the female that obeyed the
Lord's ordinance twenty-six times in ten years, to the professor of
observations, and has a faculty of making himself generally useful to
the whole faculty. I, to return to particularities, had followed after
the manner of _first coursers_, and would have been a _fac simile_ of
the candidate, or second course student, had it not been for my habitual
laziness, and perhaps an overweening confidence in my natural powers of
impudence to push me through. I had had one or two fights the previous
session, in the college, which brought me favourably, of course, before
the notice of the faculty, as a quiet, studious gentleman, and removed
all doubts from my mind of my having a safe and honourable passage. I
held a high head, but was confoundedly frightened, and often wished that
I were not an aspirant for the privilege of being a hired assassin, a
slayer, without the victim having a chance to hit back. Many, I say,
were my misgivings, as I saw the ides of March, the time for
examination, approach, that my want of medical lore might knock me
higher than the green baize of medicine could cluster--and yet, never
was poor mortal better entitled to write M.D. after his name than I,
miserable devil as I was. But fear would not keep back the evil day. The
bell sounded for class T to go up and be examined, and away we went
slowly, as to a summons for pistols and coffee for two, with feelings
resembling those of a gambler who has staked his whole pile, and found
at the _call_ that he has been bluffing up against a _greenhorn with
“three white aces_.”
We were to be examined in separate rooms; our class, consisting of seven
members, by as many professors, fifteen minutes being allotted to each
professor in which to find out the qualifications of the candidate.
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