The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
Highly incensed, the old man started off to pursue her, out
unfortunately did not arrive to prevent, but only witness an occurrence
which attracted considerable attention at the time. Anatomy has been
ever with me a favourite branch of my profession; and when a student, I
never let slip an opportunity, time and material permitting, to improve
myself in it by dissection. It was a passion with me; and whenever I met
with a person extremely emaciated or finely developed, my anatomical
eye would scan their proportions, and instead of paying them the usual
courtesies of life, I would be thinking what glorious subjects they
would be for museum preparations or dissection; and even when my
audacious lips were stealing a kiss from the pulpy mouth of my
lady-love, instead of floating into ecstasies of delight, my anatomical
mind would wonder whether, even in death, electricity, by some peculiar
adaptation, might not be able to continue their bewitching suction. When
holding her soft hand in mine, and gazing into the star-lit ocean of her
soul, I would wonder if there was not some peculiarity in the formation
of her optic nerve which gave her eyes such brilliancy. My poetical
rhapsodies were mingled with scraps of anatomy, and in attempting to
write her some verses, after writing the first line,
“The clouds which clothed yon beauteous shore with garments
dark and hazy”--
to save me, the nearest approximation I could make to a rhyme, was:
“Pray use with me not the '_levator labii superioris alaque nasi_?
To tell the truth, I was becoming clean daft upon the _subject_,
and consumptive people and orphan children began to look on me with
suspicion, but Lucy attributed my conduct-to the eccentricities of
genius and love.
Connected with the hospital the class attended was a dead-house, as is
usual in such establishments, where such patients whose constitutions
are not strong enough to stand the treatment, are deposited after death
for forty-eight hours, in order that their friends may reclaim their
bodies. The _morgue_, in this institution, was directly under the
lecture room, but, as the door was kept locked, it was regarded as
sufficiently private.
On the day when my intended father-in-law was made acquainted with
the clandestine meetings of his daughter and myself, I had, as usual,
accompanied the class to the hospital, and, during the delivering of the
lecture, becoming suddenly very faint, I was forced to leave the crowded
room and seek the fresh air.
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