The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
The old man had witnessed the whole scene; springing to my feet, I
assisted the lady to rise, and handed her over to her father. As he
disappeared with her round the corner, I volunteered to whip the crowd,
individually or collectively, but nobody seemed disposed to accept of my
services. Picking up my baby, I explained the whole to a constable who
was on the point of arresting me for child-murder.
I sent the subject back to the dead-room, and came as near being
expelled from college as ever a lover of knowledge did, to miss it. I
have never seen Lucy since, and my haggard features and buttonless coat
testify that the swamp doctor is still a bachelor.
THE “SWAMP DOCTOR” TO ESCULAPIUS.
|Behold me, then, who late was a city physician of a week's duration,
a veritable “Swamp Doctor,” settled down quietly, far from the
blandishments of fashionable life, and awaiting, as when in town, though
with not half of my then anxiety, the “first call.”
A veritable “Swamp Doctor,” to whom French boots and broadcloth must
be obsolete ideas; the honest squatters thinking--and with propriety
too--that a doctor who could put broadcloth over their stiles, must have
to charge very high to support such extravagance. A charge to which 'it
is almost fatal for a doctor to lay himself liable to.
A pair of coarse mud boots enclose my feet; copperas-coloured linsey
pants occupy their proper position; a gaudy plaid vest with enormous jet
buttons, blanket-coat and cap, complete the equipment of my outer man.
Allow me to introduce you to my horse; for Charley occupies in my mind
too large a space to be passed over silently when the “Swamp Doctor” is
being described. Too poor to own but one, he has to perform the labour
of several, which the fine blood that courses through his veins easily
enables him to do; like his master, his external appearance is rather
unprepossessing; but would that thy master, Charley, possessed thy
integral virtues! Higli-spirited art thou, old friend--for age is
touching thee, Charles, though thou givest no indication of it, save
in the lock of gray which overhangs thy flashing eyes. Tall in thy
proportions, gaunt in thy outline, sorrel in thy hue, thou hast proved
to me, Charles, that there is other friendship and companioning
besides human kind; thou hast shared my lowly lot for many years,
Charles--together we have passed the lonely night, lost in the
swamp--breasted many an angry stream, and given light to many darksome
hearts, when fever-stricken they awaited my coming, and heard thy joyous
neigh and eager bound. I did not know thy good qualities, Charles, when
first I bought thee, but the years that have wasted away have taught
thy true worth, and made me respect thee as a man. But I must return,
Charles, to when we first took up our home within the “swamp.”
My residence is as humble as my pretensions or my dress, being composed
of split trees, and known in American parlance as a “log cabin.”
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