The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
A day passed in quietude; but who knows what the morrow will bring
forth? I was summoned, in greater haste than before, to the Major's. On
reaching there, I found him writhing in pain, both bodily and mentally,
with a handful of buttons, and a couple of jaw-teeth with them, somewhat
decayed.
“Doctor Tensas,” he thundered out, “by the Eternal you deceived me. My
son had the chill and fever. He has it now! Now, sir, now! Look at these
buttons off and these teeth shaken out, and then tell me if the blood
of a line of noble ancestors is not defiled, and my family disgraced
forever?--my son have the chill and fever!” and a shudder ran over his
frame. “Chill and fever! Ha! ha! ha!” a fit of hysterical, demoniacal
laughter came over him. “Chill and fever! Ha! ha! ha!” gurgled, mixed
with the death-rattle from his throat. I looked in his face--and thus
died Major Billy Subsequent, F. F. V. &c., of a chill and fever his son
had!
THE INDEFATIGABLE BEAR-HUNTER.
|In my round of practice, I occasionally meet with men whose
peculiarities stamp them as belonging to a class composed only of
themselves. So different are they in appearance, habits, taste, from
the majority of mankind, that it is impossible to classify them, and you
have therefore to set them down as queer birds “of a feather,” that none
resemble sufficiently to associate with.
I had a patient once who was one of these queer ones; gigantic in
stature, uneducated, fearless of real danger, yet timorous as a child of
superstitious perils, born literally in the woods, never having been in
a city in his life, and his idea of one being that it was a place
where people met together to make whiskey, and form plans for swindling
country folks. To view him at one time, you would think him only a
whiskey-drinking, bear-fat-loving mortal; at other moments, he would
give vent to ideas, proving that beneath his rough exterior there ran a
fiery current of high enthusiastic ambition.
It is a favourite theory of mine, and one that I am fond of consoling
myself with, for my own insignificance, that there is no man born who
is not capable of attaining distinction, and no occupation that does
not contain a path leading to fame. To bide our time is all that is
necessary. I had expressed this view in the hearing of Mik-hoo-tah, for
so was the subject of this sketch called, and it seemed to chime in with
his feelings exactly. Born in the woods, and losing his parents early,
he had forgotten his real name, and the bent of his genius inclining him
to the slaying of bears, he had been given, even when a youth, the
name of Mik-hoo-tah, signifying “the grave of bears,” by his Indian
associates and admirers.
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