Fantasy fiction; London (England) -- Juvenile fiction
"My Lord, I protest against such a line of argument, such a travesty
being introduced to mar the seriousness of this case."
His Lordship waved the learned and excited gentleman aside.
"I am the Judge here," observed his Lordship, "and in that sense I even
resemble Daniel with regard to his duties in a similar capacity, but I
fear I do not possess his special knowledge with regard to Lions."
Titters again in Court, in which the Learned Judge joins.
"However, I am always anxious to learn."
Renewed titters.
Mr. Dreadful, K.C., seats himself hurriedly and grinds his teeth in
vexation, but finds time to whisper rapidly to a junior, who leaves the
Court hastily and mysteriously.
"Pray continue, Mr. Gammon."
"My Lord, I have little more to say."
"I am sorry for that," interposed the Judge; "you were beginning to
interest me more than I should have believed possible."
Mr. Gentle Gammon bowed ever so slightly, as if the Learned Judge had
crowned him with a compliment that he found too heavy for his head to
support, and proceeded--
"But, my Lord and Gentlemen of the Jury, if I say little else with
regard to this case before you, which is permeated throughout by the
mythical mystery of a classical age, it is only that the witnesses I
shall produce to prove this strange thing may speak instead of myself.
Three witnesses in all, and one in particular. The one in particular,
since only truth can issue from the lips of infancy, I shall call
first. My Lord, I shall put a child, a little boy, into the witness
box that you may hear his simple story."
_Judge_. "Dear me, I hope he won't be frightened of the Lion."
(Titters in Court.)
_Mr. Gammon, K.C._ "On the contrary, my Lord, you will find he regards
it as an old friend; and, my Lord, when you have listened to what he
has to say, I think we may all realise 'that there are more things in
heaven and earth than are dreamt of in--er--philosophy.'"
_His Lordship_ (pleasantly). "I think I have heard that before."
_Mr. Gammon_ (courteously). "Your Lordship is much too well read to
have missed it." (Thereupon Mr. Gammon, K.C., sat down.)
_Judge_ (with a little snigger). "The only thing I am likely to miss
is how our _celestial_ knowledge is going to be especially advanced
this afternoon. However, the curious nature of the case as presented
possesses unlimited possibilities."
Ridgwell, having been called, walked with the utmost composure into
Court and took his place in the witness-box. He looked very tiny, but
very self-possessed, and smiled pleasantly at the Judge.
The Judge smiled pleasantly back at Ridgwell.
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