The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 4, January 1907Various
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The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 4, January 1907
Various
American literature -- 20th century -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
Spot Miller had been sparring for an opening for an under-hook, and
was about to run his fist clean through John Perkins, when Big Yaller
Marshall started for Spot and I punched Big Yaller in the paunch and
doubled him up. It is swollen to this day. Fitzsimmons hit Corbett just a
little above where I hit Big Yaller, but he wrote me afterwards that he
aimed at the same place. Ed ran clean over Bob Bright to get at George
Morgan, who had Bob Clark down rubbing dirt in his mouth. It was just
getting where the fun was ripest when Bob Bright called a truce. Bill
Allen’s nose was bleeding again, and the boys all wanted to see that, for
Bill had the out-bleedingest nose ever stuck on mortal face. I have seen
it myself, coupled with what other boys have seen and sworn to, bleed
four barrels on a stretch, and a good deal on the ground, judging by
the way he messed up his clothes and things around for ten feet, though
of course he may not have bled more than half that much. Billy Hill ran
over home to get a bunch of keys to hang down his back, and I rolled up a
piece of paper and made him put it over his front gums and draw his lip
tightly over it. Hal McKinney (his father was a doctor and Hal was then
a candidate) pressed his fingers hard up and down by the side of Bill’s
nose, and Ed made Bill spit on a chip and he went off and hid it under
a rock. That last is considered about infallible, but it all failed on
Bill’s nose, and then Big Yaller told him to scratch in the ground with
his big toe, and bleed forty drops in it and cover it up with a leaf and
say:
“Bloody nose, two big toes,
No more blood than this goes.”
Strange to say, that failed, too. When Bill’s nose started in to play
ball it finished out nine innings. Bill is no more, and a royal good
fellow he was, but I have seen him shed more blood than Bragg’s army,
and I can prove it. Bob Bright started home with Bill, where they knew
better how to humor his nose, and George Steel laughed at John Formwalt’s
smeared face, and John doused him, and the war broke out with worse
sanguinary symptoms than ever, the crowd gradually dividing into two
parties and backing off and resorting to rocks. It looks dangerous and
bloody on ordinary white paper like this to read about two dozen boys,
all throwing rocks at short range, so thick and fast that you might
hold up your hat and catch it full, and it looks like somebody ought to
get hurt, but they don’t much. I never saw a boy knocked more than one
somerset at a time, and besides that, a boy is as hard to hit as a kildee.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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