The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 4, January 1907Various
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The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 4, January 1907
Various
American literature -- 20th century -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
Tony was a little negro boy who lived at Mrs. McEwen’s. We used to hold
him down on his back and prop his eyes open and let the sun shine in. One
day I shied an arrow straight up and it came down and struck Tony on the
forehead about the edge of the hair and went in under the skin of his
forehead, clean down to his eyebrows, and stood up like a flagstaff. I
pulled it out and made him tell that a piece of stovewood flew up and hit
him.
I shot one of Dr. McKinney’s pigs one day through and through, but I did
not mind the loss of the pig nearly so much as the loss of the arrow. The
contrary little thing ran straight up to the back gate, squealing, and I
had no chance to rescue my arrow. Bob McKinney offered the arrow to me
next day, to see if I claimed it, but I was too many for him—I had never
seen it before. They were also too many for me—Joel, Bull Woolens, Tobe,
Hal and Bob—and it would have been very unhealthy to claim it with five
McKinney boys to one me.
Remus suffered an accident one day that came near disfiguring him for
life. I went into Doug Farquaharson’s barber shop and Remus followed,
and then I came out and Remus tried to follow, and there is where he
made the mistake of his life. Doug was a negro who belonged to Colonel
Farquaharson. I hardly imagine that if Doug had had the selection of
his own surname he would have hit upon such an incongruous befuddlement
of letters to spell a name that was pronounced plain “Ferguson,” but
I mention the name only to say that if you take all the letters in it
and rattle them around in a milk-shake a week and then sling them out
promiscuous-like, they would spell something that looks a little like
Remus’ face did when he got out of that shop. There was a long mirror on
the wall right by the door, and when I went out and closed the door after
me, Remus thought I went out through the mirror, and he took a running
start and made a leap at it. If Remus ever had any lurking notion that
he could jump through a brick wall, offhand, he was cured of it then.
He tried his best, but it would not work. He was the most surprised dog
when he bounced back that ever carromed on a plate glass mirror, but he
was not half as much astonished as he was messed up. His countenance
was utterly shipwrecked. No one has ever heard me lay claim to any very
beatific personal beauty for Remus, but I never knew a dog in my life to
lose more sweet elegance of expression than Remus did in half a second. I
was about thirty yards off when I heard Remus hit the wall, and I thought
I saw it bulge out a little, and I stood there four minutes and heard
glass falling. I never went back to Doug’s any more to see whether or not
the mirror was injured. I was afraid I might do him some personal injury
for setting his mirror where it could inveigle Remus into making such a
grave mistake. Four minutes of rattling glass, and the door opened and
Remus popped out, with Doug after him with a barber’s chair. I broke for
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