The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 5, February 1907Various
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The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 5, February 1907
Various
American literature -- 20th century -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
No doubt of it. And the lonely occupant really holds a state record and
doesn’t know it: “First man in Tennessee to be kicked to death by a
trotter!”
“This thing is getting interesting,” I say to myself, “and I’ll romance
on that man a little—make him up a pretty history in my mind.” I draw my
lap robe a little further in the sun. How pleasant and delightful it is!
How sweet the spring breeze comes from the South, and how the water, from
a fisherman’s paddle, sparkles like diamonds far below.
On a sycamore tree that has grown from the river bottom up opposite my
bluff, a crow suns himself and eyes me foolishly. I never see a crow but
I think of Poe, the weird, wild genius, and his heavenly rhythm. I don’t
exactly fancy that bird, and if I were not too lazy I’d throw a pebble at
him.
But let me go on with the history of the man who was kicked to death.
“Shall I make him young or old?” I asked myself. “Young. Why? Because
an old horseman would have had better sense than to get too close to
a strange horse’s kicking end.” Again: “Ten to one an old horseman
would have had the best horse in the world himself and would have been
staying with him, telling everybody so, and proving it by his pedigree,
instead of running around examining the hind legs of some other fellow’s
worthless beast!
“Why, how nicely it all ravels out,” I laughed. “This reminds me of
Conan Doyle. It must be so easy to write a catchy little book, without a
line of literary merit in it, in which having the causes all in your own
mind, you can reason back so glibly to effect and make it sound so real
to thoughtless people. ‘Trilby,’ ‘Sherlock Holmes!’ Lord, where are we
at that this kind of stuff can live in the same age with the ‘Vicar of
Wakefield’ and ‘Lorna Doone’?
“A young horseman,” I continued; “ah, then, there is more of it. Perhaps:
“‘A nearer one still,
And a dearer one yet
Than all others.’”
The crow turned ’round and deliberately winked his left graveyard eye at
me. The villain! He knows the human heart. How fine the sunshine feels!
“What would I not give,” I said aloud, “to know all that poor fellow’s
history!”
The sycamore bowed its limbs; the crow gravely nodded his head. They
would like to hear it, too.
A shadow darkened my rock. I glanced up, half frowning at being
interrupted just as I was making up such a nice romance—with Poe’s
raven helping me, too! A man sat down beside me. I didn’t notice him
particularly, because I didn’t want to. I have a nasty habit of refusing
to talk when I want to think. I never could do both at the same time.
Indeed, I think the working of the lower jaw is fatal to the minds of
most men. Besides, this is my rock. This hour is a slice of my time-cake
(there are just so many slices in it before Waiter Death calls for the
plate), and I have the right to eat it without the help of every loafing
glutton who does not know the difference between the husks of idleness
and the cake of labor.
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