Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
“That is only your sweet modesty, dear,” said the girl with the classic
profile. “What do you think Mr. Bonds said the other day! Ah, I was so
indignant! He said it was a mistake to say that women could not throw
stones.”
“I don’t see why you were indignant at that,” said the brown-eyed
blonde. “It seems to me—”
“It wasn’t that. It was what came afterward. He said he knew it was a
libel for they could—at each other! And every man in the room laughed
as if he had said something clever!”
“I declare,” said the brown-eyed blonde, “it is enough to make a
man-hater of me. If only people would not say that it was because of
some particular man who failed to admire me—”
“There is no danger of it being laid to the door of any _one_ man in
your case, dear,” said the blue-eyed girl. “Is that your new gown that
you are wearing to-day, Frances, dear?”
“Why, yes. Quite a novelty, isn’t it. How do you like it?”
“Very much indeed, dear. I stopped and looked at it hanging in the
cleaner’s window the other day, and thought how well it looked. You
remember, don’t you, Dorothy, my calling your attention to it?” said
the girl with the dimple in her chin.
“Quite well. I thought at the time that it was well she had not
attempted to clean it herself. By the way, Helen’s little boy said such
a clever thing the other day. We were speaking of favorite perfumes,
and how nice it was to always use the same one, and he said: ‘I know
what is Miss Frances’ favorite perfume. Her gloves always smell of it.’
‘And what is it?’ Helen asked. ‘Gasoline,’ said the dear little fellow.
Did you ever hear anything so clever in your life?”
“Oh, girls,” said the president, hastily, “speaking of gloves: I had
a letter from Pauline the other day, and such a heart-rending thing
had occurred to her. A nice man was buttoning her gloves one day, and
he said she had the hand of a fairy—Pauline seemed to think that an
original remark.”
“Perhaps it was the first time she had ever had it said to her,”
replied the blue-eyed girl.
“Um—perhaps it was. She said carelessly, ‘Do you think so? Why, I
consider it quite large. I wear a number six.’ She was sorry for that
afterward.”
“I suppose he looked in the other glove, and—saw that she had made a
mistake,” said the girl with the Roman nose.
“No, dear. But, shortly after that, they made a bet of a dozen pairs
of gloves, and Pauline won. Oddly enough, she didn’t know it until the
gloves arrived. They were number six, and—”
“Pshaw, she could exchange them for a larger size; he would never know
the difference,” said the girl with the eyeglasses.
“Not in this case, dear. He had had her monogram embroidered on the top
of each pair. And now he is offended that she does not wear them!”
“How exactly like a man,” said the girl with the dimple in her chin.
“Now, I have too high a regard for truth to—”
“Waste it on such a little thing as that? I know,” said the brown-eyed
blonde. “Well, I hope Pauline’s mishap will be a warning to you.”
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