Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
“Pshaw, I wouldn’t mind that a bit,” said the girl with the Roman
nose, “there’s nothing like a reputation for amiability—you can be as
ill-natured as you please, once it is gained.”
“Humph, you seem to forget that I have a husband to remind me of
things,” said the president. “Well, there is one person I don’t envy,
and that is Barbara.”
“Humph, I don’t think she is so beautiful,” said the girl with the
Roman nose; “for my part, I think her nose might be called a snub.”
“Neither do I,” said the girl with the dimple in her chin; “the lower
part of her face is actually coarse.”
“Say what you please,” said the president, “she has the reputation of
being a beauty, and if she doesn’t look as well as usual she just has
to stay at home. She has a cold now, and her complexion is awful.”
“Is it?” said the girl with the Roman nose, “I must certainly stop in
to see her to-day. I never saw her when she had a really bad cold.”
“And so shall I,” said the brown-eyed blonde, “she really ought not to
be neglected when she is ill.”
“I shall go, too,” said the girl with the dimple in her chin. “And by
the way, Dick has been teasing for an introduction to her for ever so
long. This will be the very time to take him to call on her—when she is
certain to be at home, I mean.”
“I understand,” said the president; “it is very thoughtful of you to
want to cheer up the poor thing. Girls, shouldn’t you love to see her
face when she finds that Emily has brought a strange man to call when
her complexion is in such a condition.”
“Oh, I don’t suppose that she will mind Dick,” said the brown-eyed
blonde; “nobody else does, you know.”
“Very true,” said the girl with the dimple in her chin, sweetly. “Of
course he has eyes for nobody else when I am in the room; but I did
not expect you, Frances, to acknowledge as much.”
“Why, Dorothy,” cried the president, “here you are, at last! It isn’t
like you to keep anybody waiting—that is, of course, except a man; they
are accustomed to it, and—”
“Why, does Dorothy ever keep a man waiting?” said the brown-eyed
blonde, elevating her eyebrows. “I had understood that she usually met
them in the front hall when—”
“Yes, dear, but then I am always dressed to see masculine callers. I
have so many, you know. Why, Evelyn, I would not have been late for the
world, but my new gown—”
“I’m sure I don’t blame you for it, dear. I couldn’t have helped making
a dramatic entry in such a poem myself.”
“But it wasn’t that which made me late, dear. I fancied there was a
tiny wrinkle in the back of the waist. After examining it in every
mirror in the house, I discovered that it was only the way I twisted
my shoulders to look at it, which made the wrinkle.”
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