The Tenants: An Episode of the '80sWatts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
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The Tenants: An Episode of the '80s
Watts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
Dwellings -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Ohio -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Huddesley? Oh, no, trust _him_. Besides I'll leave it written down.
But Huddesley is perfectly reliable--a remarkable man, that--never had
a such a servant is my house--he's really unusual."
"Snake in th' grass--don't tell _me_!" Mrs. Botlisch grunted. She had
taken a bitter prejudice against the doctor's man-servant; partly, no
doubt, because although he was a good deal about the house, coming
and going on the doctor's errands, he had managed to avoid both her
bullying and her patronage. There is nothing more offensive than
the servant whose manners are better than our own. And Huddesley's
manners were perfect in his degree; he was English, we supposed from
the short fragment of his history we had heard, and had not been long
enough abroad to lose the insular standard of domestic service, and the
insular traditions of class.
"Huddesley'll get spoiled if you don't look out, Doctor," Colonel
Pallinder warned him. "None of my affair, of course, but, pardon me,
too much notice and perhaps too much pay----"
"I know some of 'em that ain't sufferin' from _that_ anyhow!" growled
the old woman pointedly.
"I believe ma thinks we ought to give all these lazy darkies as much as
we spend on ourselves," said Mrs. Pallinder with an indulgent laugh.
"As if they weren't eating us out of house and home already! But
William's right, doctor, Huddesley will be spoiled if we're not all
more careful. A white servant can't stand petting and familiarity the
way black ones do; sooner or later he'll presume on it. Did you know
that all these boys have been going down to your house to get Huddesley
to hear them their parts?"
"It's my fault, I began it," J. B. explained, reddening. "I said to Ted
that if he wanted to know how an English butler behaved he'd better
get a few pointers from Huddesley. Huddesley'd make an ideal 'Jenks,'
you know, as far as looks go, I mean. He's the real thing in butlers.
And it's funny, he's got ever so many good ideas about _business_, you
know, and all that. But we won't do it any more if you'd rather not,
Doctor."
"Pooh, you can't spoil a man like that," the doctor said. "Reverence
for class is born in 'em; it runs in the blood. That's what I admire
about these English servants--their perfect self-respect, and idea of
the dignity of their own position, without presuming on yours."
"It's awfully convenient having him to prompt anyhow," said Mazie, who
needed a great deal of prompting. "Nobody wants to sit and hold an old
prompt-book and watch for mistakes. What bothers me is all those funny
little pairs of letters '_r.u._' and '_cross over_' and '_sits right_'
scattered all through your speech like hiccups. I don't know what
_r.u._ means, anyhow."
"Huddesley says it means _retire up_--walk toward the back of the
stage, you know."
"Well, but I thought you oughtn't _ever_ to turn your back on the
audience."
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