The Tenants: An Episode of the '80sWatts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
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The Tenants: An Episode of the '80s
Watts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
Dwellings -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Ohio -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Whash savin' up for, J. B.?" Teddy shouted from his seat; and J.
B.'s face darkened. He directed a meaning look at Teddy's nearest
neighbours; but by this time all the young men were beginning to be
somewhat flushed, whether from too much eating or too much drinking,
and there was an amazing amount of loud talk and hilarity. Teddy
repeated his question: "Why'n't you drinkin', J. B.? Huddesley, you've
lef' out Mr. Taylor. Mr. Taylor's _my_ frien', Huddesley. All my frenge
here----" He made a sweeping gesture, and knocked over a preserve-dish
with a stunning clatter, gazed at the ruin a minute, then burst into a
yell of laughter, in which, sad to relate, he was joined by more than
one at the table. Teddy suddenly straightened up and looked around
with profound gravity. "Somebody's makin' great deal noise!" said he,
with elaborate distinctness of utterance. And then returned to the
charge: "Why'n't you take some champagne, J. B.? Free's air, doctor's
champagne. You do' wan' hurt doctor's feelingsh, J. B.?" he inquired
pathetically.
"I want to be so I can sing my part," said J. B. good-humouredly. "It's
hard to sing on top of a big dinner like this, you know, Ted. Better
look out, hadn't you?--For Heaven's sake, somebody tell Huddesley
not to give him any more!" he added in a whisper to his neighbours,
and tried to catch the servant's eye. But Huddesley was bending all
his energies to scooping up with exemplary method and expedition
the mess of syrup and broken glass; it seemed impossible to attract
his attention. And in another tour of the table he filled Teddy's
glass again, no one remembering, or perhaps noticing at all, J. B.'s
telegrams of consternation. "Well, damn it, I'm not his keeper!" said
the latter to himself, in a rage. "Everybody's forgotten that Ted's
pretty near the whole show, and they're letting him drink himself
blind drunk. He won't be able to stand up after this--I've done _my_
best anyhow," and in a spirit of savage recklessness, he swallowed his
own champagne at one gulp, and turned to find Huddesley at his elbow
with another bottle. Caution returned upon him.
"Say, Huddesley, didn't you see me shake my head when you gave Mr.
Johns that last glass? He's had all that's good for him already. Now
you quit it, you hear me?" said J. B., conscious of some confusion in
his own head where _his_ last glass was apparently hurrying to and fro
uneasily. He spoke with huge severity; the more as Huddesley met his
eye with disconcerting intelligence.
"Oh, Lord love you, Mr. Breckinridge, 'e ain't 'ad enough to 'urt,"
said he soothingly. "Hi won't let 'im get hout o' hand, sir."
J. B. all at once found himself standing up. Why was he standing up?
The occasion somehow seemed to require it.
"You mind what I tell you. He's got a very impartont
port--I mean a perry veportant imp--I say a very
important-part-in-the-play-and-I-don't-want-him-to-be-too-drunk
-to-speakstinctly," said J. B. painstakingly.
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