The Tenants: An Episode of the '80sWatts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
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The Tenants: An Episode of the '80s
Watts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
Dwellings -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Ohio -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Upon the words, a strange voice, a man's voice, cried out in the hall
below, with mingled anger and surprise, "Damnation!" it shouted, "What
d'ye mean by _this_?" Mrs. Pallinder screamed harshly like a strangling
animal, and with a truly melodramatic fitness, the door bell began
furiously to ring!
That was too much for us. I don't know who was first in the hall; it
seemed as if we were all there at once. The immediate person I saw was
Mazie standing against the opposite wall. She had snatched up some kind
of shawl or blanket and wrapped it around her over her nightgown; her
face was white, but she was laughing in a hysterical way. At the head
of the stair Mrs. Pallinder clung to the newel. From the hall there
arose a clamour of excited voices, punctuated by peal after peal on the
bell like the knocking at the castle-gate in the awful scene of the
murder from "Macbeth." The door of Mrs. Botlisch's room was open, and
there was the old woman sitting up in bed, a tremendous figure in her
red flannel nightdress, roaring out questions to which no one paid any
attention.
"Oh, do go back, girls, do go back, here 're the men!" said Mazie,
still giggling feebly.
"Men!" cried her grandmother, catching the word. "Time enough! I'd like
to see someone with some sense. Where's that Taylor feller?"
"Taylor--what Taylor?" said I, bewildered. I thought, for an instant,
the old woman had suddenly gone crazy, and wanted to be measured for a
pair of breeches. Anything seemed possible in the hurly-burly.
"Here I am," said J. B., presenting himself in trousers and a
night-shirt, one red sock and one polka-dotted blue one, and his
suspenders trailing in the rear. "He went the kilt one better, didn't
he?" said Kitty, recalling his appearance later, and she wondered what
Muriel thought. But if the men were a weird crew, what were we?
"Here I am," said J. B. "What's the matter? Can I do anything?" He
afterwards said that everything under the sun that could have happened
went through his mind, from fire and murder to the reappearance of
Arthur Gwynne's ghost--everything that could have happened, except the
inconceivable thing that _had_ happened!
Mazie ran to the banisters. "Do somebody open the door! Can't you hear
the bell?" she screamed.
"Find out who it is first! Find out who it is--don't let them in
without finding out!" Mrs. Pallinder called out desperately.
"You Taylor, for the Lord's sake, see what it's all about!" cried Mrs.
Botlisch. "Mirandy, gimme my teeth----"
A fresh outbreak of voices downstairs announced that the door had
finally been opened. Mazie came running back as Colonel Pallinder
limped up the stairs. "There! _Huddesley!_" she exclaimed and burst
into shrill laughter. "They're asking for him. The minute that
man opened the package I thought about Huddesley. Never mind, ma,
they can't come on _us_ for anything. Huddesley's got the laugh on
everybody!"
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