"Well, perhaps she _is_ younger, and I _do_ believe she's pretty; but she's a fool, and she has been awfully in love with him for I don't know how many years--every one was laughing at it, two or three seasons ago; she _is_ such a muff!" "What _do_ you mean by a muff?" demanded Charity. "Well, a goose, then. Lord Verney's her guardian or trustee, or something; and they say, that he and Lady Wimbledon had agreed to promote the affair. Just like them. She is such a scheming old woman; and Lord Verney is such a--I was going to say, such a _muff_,--but he is such a _spoon_. Cleve's wide awake, though, and I don't think he'll do _that_ for them." I believe there may have been, at one time, some little foundation in fact for the theory which supposed the higher powers favourable to such a consummation. But time tests the value of such schemes, and it would seem that Lady Wimbledon had come to the conclusion that the speculation was a barren one: for, this night, in her dressing-gown, with her wig off, and a silken swathing about her bald head, she paid a very exciting visit to her daughter's room, and blew her up in her own awful way, looking like an angry Turk. "She wondered how any person with Caroline's _experience_ could be such an _idiot_ as to let that young man go on making a fool of her. He had no other idea but the one of making a _fool_ of her before the world. She, Lady Wimbledon, would have no more of any such insensate folly--her prospects should not be ruined, if she could prevent it, and prevent it she _could_ and _would_--there should be an end of that odious nonsense; and if she chose to make herself the laughing-stock of the world, she, Lady Wimbledon, would do her duty and take her down to Slominton, where they would be quiet enough at all events; and Cleve Verney, she ventured to say, with a laugh, would not follow her." The young lady was in tears, and blubbered in her romantic indignation till her eyes and nose were inflamed, and her mamma requested her to look in the glass, and see what a figure she had made of herself, and made her bathe her face for an hour, before she went to bed. There was no other young lady at Ware, and Cleve smiled in his own face, in his looking-glass, as he dressed for dinner. "My uncle will lose no time--I did not intend this; but I see very well what he means, and he'll be disappointed and grow suspicious, if I draw back; and she has really nothing to recommend her, poor Caroline, and he'll find that out time enough, and meanwhile I shall get over some months quietly." There was no great difficulty in seeing, indeed, that the noble host distinguished Lady Wimbledon and her daughter. And Lord Verney, leaning on Cleve's arm, asked him lightly what he thought of Miss Caroline Oldys; and Cleve, who had the gift of presence of mind, rather praised the young lady.