The Theatrocrat: A Tragic Play of Church and StageDavidson, John
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The Theatrocrat: A Tragic Play of Church and Stage
Davidson, John
Drama
Belfry. [Writing with a fountain-pen in a cheque-book.]
By judgment, instinct, sense and common-sense
Deserted! Stagger me, Tristram! What, what? Why,
There's reams of print on crowd-psychology,
If quarter a century of the footlights left you
Ignorant of the hickory-hearted truth
That God's the popular voice, the public mind!
[Offers Sir Tristram a cheque.]
You deal?
Sir T. [Taking the cheque.] On terms. What play must I produce?
Belfry. No terms. [Takes out his pocket-book and writes in it.]
I buy the theatre. Take Europa
To Monte Carlo, or live a decent life
At home here on the balance: it reaches that.
I want the Grosvenor.
Sir T. Do you mean--retire?
Belfry. You hit the white. The man that staged a play
To make the Lord sit up in a theatre
Is--fundamentally disqualified.
The man that stands Mark Belfry's impudence
Will take Mark Belfry's money: it never fails.
[Tears from his pocket-book the page on which he has been writing and
offers it to Sir Tristram.]
Your signature?
Sir T. [Declines the proffered document and tears up the cheque.]
No; not for twice the sum.
But treble it, and the Grosvenor Theatre's yours.
Belfry. I want the Grosvenor.
[He writes another cheque and another receipt. Sir Tristram takes the
one, endorses it, and signs the other.]
So? You don't inquire?
Sir T. No, Belfry.
Belfry. I possess the Grosvenor now,
The premier theatre in London. Well,
I'm going to change it to a music-hall.
Sir T. You won't do that?
Belfry. I will. The drama's done.
This is a new thing I determine. Say:
I've fifty theatres in America,
And six in London; and I know. It pays,
Variety business pays: the public makes
Its entertainment, and it makes it that.
Sir T. Drama will flourish while there's love and hate.
Belfry. Although you wrote it in all the copy-books
'Twould still be true, Sir Tristram--as true as this,
That there must be religion while there's life.
But fashions wear, customs and costumes fade,
And change comes jesting like a conjurer.
The music-hall begins the world again
In Anglo-American drama:--not a joint
Of evolution about it; that's to come:--
A clean solution of continuity
Between the theatre about to be
And that which was. Your Bishop knew a thing:
It's Matter people want. Spirit's played out
For entertainment. Don't attack it, though!
You've had a lesson here to-night to last
A year or two.
Sir T. I shall not now retire,
But build another theatre. Death or life,
Labour or leisure balance the scales: again
A splendid stage, a strenuous time, because
You purpose to undo the thing I did.
Belfry. Build me a dozen, and I'll buy them all,
And fill them nightly with variety shows:
I'm at the heart of this and understand.
Sir T. You don't believe this, Belfry?
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