Did a certain one of the third-rate novelists, reading aloud from his
unpublished manuscript, say of his heroine: "It was the native
catholicity of his temperament that lent strength and depth to her
innate womanliness," the phrase was snapped up on the instant.
"How he understands women!"
"Such _finesse_! More subtle than Henry James."
"Paul Bourget has gone no further," said one of the critics of New
Bohemia; "our limitations are determined less by our renunciations than
by our sense of proportion in our conception of ethical standards."
The set abased itself. "Wonderful, ah, how pitilessly you fathom our
poor human nature!" New Bohemia saw colour in word effects. A poet
read aloud:
_The stalwart rain!_
_Ah, the rush of down-toppling waters;_
_The torrent!_
_Merge of mist and musky air;_
_The current_
_Sweeps thwart my blinded sight again._
"Ah!" exclaimed one of the audience, "see, see that bright green flash!"
Thus in public. In private all was different. Walking home with one or
another of the set, young Overbeck heard their confidences.
"Keppler is a good fellow right enough, but, my goodness, he can’t write
verse!"
"That thing of Miss Patten’s to-night! Did you ever hear anything so
unconvincing, so obvious? Poor old woman!"
"I’m really sorry for Martens; awfully decent sort, but he never should
try to write novels."
By rapid degrees young Overbeck caught the lingo of the third-raters.
He could talk about "tendencies" and the "influence of reactions." Such
and such a writer had a "sense of form," another a "feeling for word
effects." He knew all about "tones" and "notes" and "philistinisms."
He could tell the difference between an allegory and a simile as far as
he could see them. An anticlimax was the one unforgivable sin under
heaven. A mixed metaphor made him wince, and a split infinitive hurt him
like a blow.
But the great word was "convincing." To say a book was convincing was
to give positively the last verdict. To be "unconvincing" was to be
shut out from the elect. If the New Bohemian decided that the last
popular book was unconvincing, there was no appeal. The book was not to
be mentioned in polite conversation.
And the author of "The Vision of Bunt McBride," as yet new to the world
as the day he was born, with all his eager ambition and quick
sensitiveness, thought that all this was the real thing. He had never so
much as seen literary people before. How could he know the difference?
He honestly believed that New Bohemia was the true literary force of New
York. He wrote home that the association with such people, thinkers,
poets, philosophers, was an inspiration; that he had learned more in one
week in their company than he had learned in Colfax in a whole year.
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