"I think differently. To make hay in a churchyard, Thomas, is very bad
form, and shows a lack of proper and delicate feeling. Anyway, there's
to be a thorough clean-up. We've got a lot of very interesting graves
here, and when people come and ask to see the churchyard I don't like
wading through a foot of weeds. Where's the famous tomb with the music
book and bass viol on it? I wanted to show it to a man only last week,
and couldn't find it."
Mr. Gollop led the way and indicated a slate amid the Baskerville
monuments.
"There 'tis. A riddle and an open book; and the book actually had a
bit of the Old Hundredth--the music, I mean--scratched on it when first
'twas set up. But time have eaten that off, I believe. He was a fine
fiddler in the days afore the organs was put in the church, and then he
had to go; and he soon died after the joy of playing on Sundays was
taken from him. He made up his verse himself."
Mr. Gollop drew back the herbage from this slate and read out the rhyme
half hidden beneath.
"'Praises on tombs are to no purpose spent,
A man's good name is his own monument.'
"But a good name don't last as long as a good slate, when all's said.
There's Vivian Baskerville's stone, you see. 'Tis a great addition to
the row, and cost seven pounds odd. And there lieth the suicide, as
should be yonder if justice had been done. But Humphrey Baskerville
don't mean to take his place in the family row. Like him, that is.
Won't even neighbour with his fellow dust."
"You oughtn't to repeat such nonsense, Gollop."
"Nonsense or no nonsense, 'tis the truth. Here's the place he's
chosen, and bought it, too, right up in this corner, away from
everybody; and his gravestone is to turn its back upon t'other dead
folk--like he's always turned his back upon the living."
Mr. Gollop indicated a lonely corner of the churchyard.
"That's where he's going to await the trump."
"Well, that's his business, poor man. He's a good Christian, anyway."
"If coming to church makes him so, he may be; but Christian is as
Christian does in my opinion. Show me a man or beast as be the better
for Humphrey Baskerville, and I'll weigh up what sort of Christian he
may be."
"Judge nobody; but get this place respectable and tidy. No half
measures, Gollop. And you'll have to work out all those unknown mounds
with a pair of shears. They are running together, and will disappear
in a year or two. And that pile of broken slates in the corner had
better be carted away altogether. You ought to know the graves they
belong to, but of course you don't."
"No, I don't, and more don't any other living man. I ban't God
Almighty, I believe. 'Tis Miss Masterman have put you on to harrying
me out of my seven senses this way, and I wish she'd mind her own
business and let me mind mine."
"No need to be insolent. I only ask you to mind your own business. If
you'd do that we should never have a word."
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